One that has tons of money and shuts up and pays.
One that lets the pH shoot his animals.
One that shoots everything that is on quota.
One that goes home way before the hunt is finished.
One that brings a pretty girlfriend or wife along.
One that leaves a tip that is about the cost of his hunt.
One that says nothing and never asks questions.
One that pays for video/editing too and signs the rights to his video off.
One that pays for his hunt in full months or a whole year in advance.
One that loans the PH money for various projects.
One that does not load a round in the chamber.
One that doesn't eat too much or drink alcohol.

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One that gets Blackballed from a premier outfitter in Zimbabwe.

Is this a joke?

These are a bit silly to ask.

Come on guys the man is simply making a joke!

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Come on guys the man is simply making a joke!

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Originally posted by MacD37:
Come on guys the man is simply making a joke!

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The man simply is a joke!

what happened to my ignore function?????

Drinking again (still)?

Probably the best client is someone who pays for everything up front and then cancels at the last minute losing all his money, and then the Outfitter rebooks that hunt with the client listed in the OP.

BH63

Lets kick this off.


One that has tons of money and shuts up and pays.

1. Only thing is, it was in Zim dollars.

One that lets the pH shoot his animals.

2. Cant not shot that well my self. Saves on ammo costs!

One that shoots everything that is on quota.

3. Well to shot +20 animals in a 10 day safari you have to give it a crack, see point 2.

One that goes home way before the hunt is finished.

4. Why not when to PH places for you in a flash hotel and picks up the tab. Cheeper than the daily rates.

One that brings a pretty girlfriend or wife along.

5. The girl you dont have is always much better looking than the one you have!
Who is not after a free impala!

One that leaves a tip that is about the cost of his hunt.

6. When in Zim dollars no big issue.

One that says nothing and never asks questions.

7. May not like the answer so why ask.

One that pays for video/editing too and signs the rights to his video off.

8. Could make you rich? Parris hilton.

One that pays for his hunt in full months or a whole year in advance.

9. Hard to get money to africa, is it not all about trust.


One that loans the PH money for various projects.


10. The PH is my friend, after all he is looking after the family! Ref point 5.

One that does not load a round in the chamber.

11. Safety first, I agree.

One that doesn't eat too much or drink alcohol.

12. Once you eat and drink every thing in camp, best you start shooting or go hungry.