http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC61-umSBhA

Sleep well tonight, don't worry too much when you hear that slithery hiss.

You be a debbil man, Mr. Scriptus ...

Bloody hell!

Can you imagine a worse way to die?

You are clamped in its jaws and it is swallowing you slooooooowwwwwwlly and you know how i is going to end!

Actually, if this is legit, then the snake would kill you by constricting, stopping your heartbeat and breathing, before swallowing...admittedly, not a huge improvement ...but it would be over fairly quickly. You would not be alive during the swallowing portion of the process.