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Guy Whittal Gets a Visitor
18 September 2013, 01:07
RobinOLocksleyGuy Whittal Gets a Visitor
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...st-inches-slept.html Breakfast in bed? Terrified man finds an 8ft crocodile hidden under his bed after it spent entire night just inches from where he slept
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It sounds like the stuff of nightmares - but Guy Whittall will certainly be checking for 'monsters' underneath his bed, after waking up to find an eight foot crocodile hiding just inches from where he slept.
The 330lbs giant had sneaked into the Humani lodge, Zimbabwe and spent the entire night lying quietly, just fractions beneath an oblivious Mr Whittall.
The beast - a Nile crocodile - had managed to stay hidden for more than eight hours overnight.
It sounds like the stuff of nightmares - but Guy Whittall will certainly be checking for 'monsters' underneath his bed, after waking up to find an eight foot crocodile hiding just inches from where he slept
It sounds like the stuff of nightmares - but Guy Whittall will certainly be checking for 'monsters' underneath his bed, after waking up to find an eight foot crocodile hiding just inches from where he slept
Astonishingly the giant beast managed to stay hidden for more than eight hours
Astonishingly the giant beast managed to stay hidden for more than eight hours
Mr Whittall (pictured) even perched on the edge of his bed organising his day - unaware of the fact that a 330lbs creature lay just fractions away from his dangling feet
Mr Whittall (pictured) even perched on the edge of his bed organising his day - unaware of the fact that a 330lbs creature lay just fractions away from his dangling feet
The following morning Mr Whittall - a former Zimbabwean cricketer - had even perched on the edge of his bed, with his feet dangling over the edge, just inches from the crocodile's face, as he organised his day.
But the 40-year-old remained oblivious to his uninvited guest and was only alerted when he was enjoying some breakfast in the kitchen and heard the petrified screams of a housemaid.
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Mr Whittall, who is a director at Humani, ran back to his room and was horrified to discover the enormous crocodile nestled under his bed.
He said: 'The really disconcerting thing about the whole episode is the fact that I was sitting on the edge of the bed that morning, bare foot and just centimetres away from the croc.
'Crocodiles are experts at hiding, that's why they have survived on Earth for so long and why they are the ultimate killers in water.
But the 40-year-old remained oblivious to his uninvited guest and was only alerted when he was enjoying some breakfast in the kitchen and heard the petrified screams of a housemaid
But the 40-year-old remained oblivious to his uninvited guest and was only alerted when he was enjoying some breakfast in the kitchen and heard the petrified screams of a housemaid
Staff from the centre managed to get a rope around its head, and then dragged it out by its tail as it fought furiously
Staff from the centre managed to get a rope around its head, and then dragged it out by its tail as it fought furiously
Mr Whittall said he resisted being roped and hauled out from under the bed
Mr Whittall said he resisted being roped and hauled out from under the bed
'They know how to keep quiet and go unnoticed, it's in their nature.
'The crocodile came from the Turgwe River which is a couple of kilometres from the house.
'They often wander about the bush especially when it's cold and raining. I think he liked it under the bed because it was warm.'
He was forced to call in some of his co-workers who helped remove the crocodile from its new lair and release him back into Humani's Chigwidi dam.
Mr Whittall said: 'Of course he resisted being roped and hauled out from under the bed, that's only natural.
'Catching and securing a croc of any size on land though is a fairly straight forward affair and we are experienced in that.
When roped the large creatures thrash around frantically and are extremely powerful
When roped the large creatures thrash around frantically and are extremely powerful
Mr Whittall called in his co-workers who helped remove the crocodile from its new lair and release him back into Humani's Chigwidi dam
Mr Whittall called in his co-workers who helped remove the crocodile from its new lair and release him back into Humani's Chigwidi dam
After dragging the croc outside, they were able to safely restrain it by tying up its mouth to avoid any bites
After dragging the croc outside, they were able to safely restrain it by tying up its mouth to avoid any bites
But soon the creature was released back into his natural habitat, where he happily swam away
But soon the creature was released back into his natural habitat, where he happily swam away
'The only real danger is getting bitten because it can't drown you.
'The most important thing is to get its snout roped and secured and then it's just a matter of restraining it and covering its eyes, to calm it down.
'Bigger crocs require more manpower obviously though. When roped they thrash around frantically and are extremely powerful.
'I just remember thinking "goodness gracious, that's one for the books".
'I'm pretty sure everyone in Humani checks under their bed before going to sleep now anyway.
Best-
Locksley,R
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18 September 2013, 01:15
David HulmeHaha, I sent the pictures and a little about what happened to a connection of mine who got it published in the Daily News. It is already featured on about a dozen news sites and will be in the printed papers tomorrow. A good laugh can be had by reading some of the comments on the Zim news sites.
18 September 2013, 01:16
Dave FulsonHoly Cow! Guy is throwing down the Captain Ahab look. No white whale, just a green croc. Hell of a tale in any book though!!
Dave Fulson
18 September 2013, 01:28
bwana cecilSheeeeiiiittttttt!!!!!!!!!!
I think I'll have my wife look under the bed at night for me or else let one of my neighbors dogs check it out.
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18 September 2013, 01:30
Use Enough GunThat's quite the story!

And, of all people to have it happen to!

18 September 2013, 01:33
David Hulmequote:
Originally posted by Dave Fulson:
Holy Cow! Guy is throwing down the Captain Ahab look. No white whale, just a green croc. Hell of a tale in any book though!!
We were calling it is Abraham Lincoln look

He cultivated this new image on our recent exploratory safari in northern Messalo, Mozambique, with our friend Bill Kuchan from the US. What a blast it was - report will be posted soon. Though Guy was most proud of his new look, it was short lived. When he arrived home, his wife Hannah had plenty to say and ordered him to the bathroom with a razor. He went meekly, as we do.
18 September 2013, 01:59
A.Dahlgrenquote:
Originally posted by David Hulme:
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Fulson:
Holy Cow! Guy is throwing down the Captain Ahab look. No white whale, just a green croc. Hell of a tale in any book though!!
We were calling it is Abraham Lincoln look

He cultivated this new image on our recent exploratory safari in northern Messalo, Mozambique, with our friend Bill Kuchan from the US. What a blast it was - report will be posted soon. Though Guy was most proud of his new look, it was short lived. When he arrived home, his wife Hannah had plenty to say and ordered him to the bathroom with a razor. He went meekly, as we do.
He would have had a hard time to get a VISA to the US in January with that beard
18 September 2013, 02:29
Dutch44Guy is sporting his best Amish look. Perhaps he converted.
Dutch
18 September 2013, 02:40
sdirksSee, this is exactly what I was thinking about two years ago when Doug Duckworth had me peel off my shoes and socks to wade across the Turgwe to shoot a bushbuck! Granted, the water was only a foot or so deep and crystal clear, but still...
How on earth did it get in his room? Have Zim crocs mastered the doorknob priciple?
18 September 2013, 03:08
Nakihunterhey! He was just celebrating Zimbabwe beating Pakistan in the cricket test!

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18 September 2013, 03:08
cjfosterYikes!!
18 September 2013, 03:46
Safari2quote:
Originally posted by David Hulme:
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Fulson:
Holy Cow! Guy is throwing down the Captain Ahab look. No white whale, just a green croc. Hell of a tale in any book though!!
We were calling it is Abraham Lincoln look

He cultivated this new image on our recent exploratory safari in northern Messalo, Mozambique, with our friend Bill Kuchan from the US. What a blast it was - report will be posted soon. Though Guy was most proud of his new look, it was short lived. When he arrived home, his wife Hannah had plenty to say and ordered him to the bathroom with a razor. He went meekly, as we do.
Looking forward to that report David.
18 September 2013, 05:54
ZephyrWhen I take off my shoes I always put my Crocs under the bed.....
18 September 2013, 06:32
7MMNutThis adds whole new meaning to waking up on the wrong side of the bed.
18 September 2013, 09:03
DALMy wife just said about Hannah's insistance that Guy shave off that "distinctive" beard, "Good, tell her to come to Vegas, and I will but her a glass of wine!"
I kinda, maybe, for a while, liked it.
18 September 2013, 15:59
eezridrThis made the early morning news (CBS) here in Dallss/Ft Worth today.
They did NOT have the scoop! It was reported here first.
EZ
18 September 2013, 18:55
D. Nelsonquote:
Originally posted by Zephyr:
When I take off my shoes I always put my Crocs under the bed.....

19 September 2013, 07:54
Larry SellersBeen in that same camp and room some years back. No croc under the bed but they were right down below in the river. Only thing I encounterd was a scorpy in the shower.
Larry Sellers
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19 September 2013, 08:41
JBrownquote:
Originally posted by David Hulme:
We were calling it is Abraham Lincoln look
I would think that you guys might call that the Oom Paul look.
Jason
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19 September 2013, 09:19
jdollarmaybe Guy has converted to the MENNONITE religion and changed his first name to Graber!

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19 September 2013, 10:46
Peter BarnardI like the Sadza ball in guys hand.P.S I think he looks like a Dooms Day Prepper
19 September 2013, 22:29
Use Enough Gunjdollar: Now THAT'S FUNNY!
