Are you sure that's not Walter's?!

scary!! I think I saw it move!

Looks like Walter was your taxidermist.

Keith

Looks like he swallowed your scuba tank.

You must have asked for it to be stuffed.

His left ear looks a little askew, otherwise, very nice!

You need a new taxidermist!!! I'm sorry, I just noticed that it must be a new breed that I'm not familiar with, a leoprad.

He needs corrective surgery for a squint!

That is both the saddest and funniest piece of taxidermy I have ever seen!

Homemade form . . . . barrel and four dowels.

Say what you will, he got the work done at a great price!!!

....that is funny!

You tightwad! When you go cheap you get cheap.
That was a total waste of 10 dollars!

And they say open mouth cat mounts are hard to do ....

man, that thing was a STUD! look how thick the neck is compared to the body! Big head and teeth, too! I likey!

That is one of those Extinct Watchamacallit.

Mike

Please, tell where the context of this amazing piece of "London Media" can be found.
Out of context it is indeed


Never mind! Found it:


"Wouldn't be spotted dead like that: This sorry leopard has been fashioned into some kind of stool or seat."

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I wonder if anyone in London noticed that these teeth are not right?
A set of 20 molars for a carnivore?



"Say 'freeze': This polar bear is continually pulling a face for the camera, not as he would have wanted."

Saeed. Do you have to put the tail up for outgoing mail?

Kinda looks like a roping dummy.

Almost another bad taxidermy thread! I've never laughed so hard in my life after looking through the other one!!!

Looks like Walter did the taxidermy for you! You know, to help out!

It was done well but the airline ran over it with the push-out tractor, and had one of the bagroom clerks re-do it hoping Saeed wouldn't notice!

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One could, put a piece of glass on top and use it as a coffee table...... or just burn it.

Sad.

Jeremy

Moral of this story, never attempt a lifesize leopard as your first try at taxidermy!!!

Saeed,

next time you get a great trophy like this, I would be glad to loan you a little bit to get better job done!

quote:

Originally posted by bwana cecil:
You tightwad! When you go cheap you get cheap.
That was a total waste of 10 dollars!

That would be a great decoy- place in the field and it will kill leopards... from their laughter! Never have to fire a shot!

-John

NICE!

... although I much prefer a closed mouth.

Notice Saeed said it is a leoprad, not a leopard. It is a totally different species and that is what they look like.

SWEET...

Could you please include the name of the taxidermist so that I might have a reference for future work?

That taxidermy looks on par with some of the "fine" gunsmithing I've seen produced in the garages of enthusiasts over the years.

quote:

Originally posted by Blacktailer:
Kinda looks like a roping dummy.

That's exactly what he used!

Gents:
Remember Eric Leeton who posted some double rifle barrels he had an idiot gunsmith in Maine make for him? He posted it a couple of months ago in the double rifles section. This taxidermy was done by that gunsmith!!
Cheers,
Cal

quote:

Originally posted by cal pappas:
Gents:
Remember Eric Leeton who posted some double rifle barrels he had an idiot gunsmith in Maine make for him? He posted it a couple of months ago in the double rifles section. This taxidermy was done by that gunsmith!!
Cheers,
Cal

Looks about the same Cal! Could have been the same guy!

Waal, I dunno. It looks about the same as it did when Walther shot it in the "nutsack" with his Blaaarzzer

quote:

Originally posted by Scriptus:
Waal, I dunno. It looks about the same as it did when Walther shot it in the "nutsack" with his Blaaarzzer

Walter is very good at shooting animals in the nutsack!

He shot at a knogoni, and missed it. The silly kongoni did not take off as usual, but jumped a few feet and stopped again.

Walter clobbered him, and this time he REALLY took off.

We found some blood and followed it for a bit. Walter did his usual, as he stopped", saying "Here is your gun, you go after it. If I had my Blaser this thing would be DEAD now. Instead, I have to use this useless rifle of your which does not kill anything!"

I took the rifle, and we followed the bloody kongoni for quite a while before we found him.

I killed it.

Alan was there with his video camera, so I went to meet Walter as he came along in the truck, and hand him the rifle.

Alan video him walking to his kongoni, and the pictures were taken.

When I edited the video, I made sure I did not appear in that section.

Walter loved it so much, he said "Thank you! Now, why don't remove yourself from all the hunts, and make it look like I shot everything?"

I said "Roy will tell on us!"
"Typical of that old man! Spoil sport!"

Hey, that "leoprad" would look perfect sitting next to that hideous LDE mount (the one stapled to the 4' x 6' plywood board) Anton posted a few weeks ago. They're made for each other! Hehehehehe!