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Who is the hottist PH in all of Africa?
17 December 2011, 04:41
Aspen Hill AdventuresWho is the hottist PH in all of Africa?
Sorry all, it is a very boring night in New England where most people are just now feeling the effects of a lack of Vitamin D that occurs at this time of the year. There hasn't been too much good reading here lately either.
Anyway, who would you nominate and to make this interesting, for what reasons? Reasons can be anything, best looks, hottest prices, most stalking skills, biggest... tusks, best concession, meanest buffaloes, most tuskless cows, least flat tires..... Use your imagination!
~Ann
17 December 2011, 05:40
scojacquote:
Originally posted by Aspen Hill Adventures:
Sorry all, it is a very boring night in New England where most people are just now feeling the effects of a lack of Vitamin D that occurs at this time of the year. There hasn't been too much good reading here lately either.
Anyway, who would you nominate and to make this interesting, for what reasons? Reasons can be anything, best looks, hottest prices, most stalking skills, biggest... tusks, best concession, meanest buffaloes, most tuskless cows, least flat tires..... Use your imagination!
If Ann were a PH I'd say she is the hottest!
Oh..........are we talking about hunting?
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17 December 2011, 06:00
SaeedTIM LAMBRECHT!
17 December 2011, 06:43
Bwana MojaJohn Sharp hands down is thee hottest PH in all of Africa...buffed, shirtless, a manly man, tough as all hell, gentlemanly and he can hunt.
Without his getup on you wouldn't think he's a PH because he's such a genuine nice man.
He's pretty too. All the above...thee true definition of hotness!
17 December 2011, 07:08
505 gibbsquote:
John Sharp hands down is thee hottest PH in all of Africa...buffed, shirtless, a manly man, tough as all hell, gentlemanly and he can hunt.
Without his getup on you wouldn't think he's a PH because he's such a genuine nice man.
He's pretty too. All the above...thee true definition of hotness!
Moja
17 December 2011, 07:09
mrfuddNatasha Illumberg
17 December 2011, 07:27
Rick RAnn,
Beer , Wine or Tequila?
17 December 2011, 08:31
Aspen Hill AdventuresRick,
I splurged on whole milk tonight.
If I had my way it would have been a tall glass of Amarula.
Some of you guys are doing a good job of playing so far!
~Ann
17 December 2011, 17:39
ChrisTroskieI am of course...
I have crappy concessions
, no tuskless, no small (or big) tusks for that matter... but at least I'm good looking... or so my wife says...
AND I have a sense of humour!
17 December 2011, 18:05
Aspen Hill AdventuresLOL, Chris, you are rather handsome and humor is a must afield... That enters you into the hot list! I am surprised no other PH's have come to toot their horns. Lots have read the thread, few comments? I can't say I have noted AR members to be strong, silent types in all of my years here.
~Ann
17 December 2011, 18:24
Bill/OregonAnn: This might be a better Q for our female hunters. Let's ask Cindy Garrison ...
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17 December 2011, 19:21
Use Enough GunI would say that Buzz and Ivan would have to be somewhere on the list. Hey, maybe Ann could get a calendar going with the hottest PH's of Africa! And, then a companion calendar with the hottest Ph's wives/girfriends!
17 December 2011, 20:01
kldA couple of the PH's I know toot their own horn late at night.
17 December 2011, 20:54
PeglegOf course my wife thinks Thierry Labat is about as hot as they come, especially in those short shorts he always wears. We had the chance to meet Mark Vallaro in Harare and Cathy thought it would be very easy to share a camp with him.
Handsome was mentioned a few times.
The only easy day is yesterday!
17 December 2011, 21:15
MacD37Well, I’ve never looked that close at any PH!
As far as being good PHs there are lots of them around, and most are never seen on these websites, but everyone knows them! Most are scruggy old scabs, but they know their business!
....Mac >>>===(x)===> MacD37, ...and DUGABOY1
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17 December 2011, 23:02
ChrisTroskiequote:
Originally posted by Aspen Hill Adventures:
...least flat tires..... Use your imagination!
Wish I'd qualify over here too... but regrettably I don't
One ain't supposed to have flat tires during a "tarmac safari" as often as what you would when you're hunting "real Africa" although experience has taught me different...
Sorry Ann, it seems I'm a little bored too...
It is always refreshing to have some fun though
18 December 2011, 01:07
Bwana MojaPegleg Writes:
quote:
...especially in those short shorts he always wears...
No Pegleg: John Sharp still looks better than anyone in those PH shortie shorts!
18 December 2011, 02:04
BiebsAnn, I got a call-in vote for Karl Stumpfe for "Best Looking in Shorts". I think it was from Stevie Wonder. :-)
18 December 2011, 03:28
Aspen Hill AdventuresA mutual AR friend and I had the opportunity to view some shortie-shorts a few years back. Dunno how those guys manage that on a very brisk morning. Brrr.
Oh and a tracker/skinner who wore a long red wig while on duty. Made for interesting conversation.
It was a fun hunt.
~Ann
18 December 2011, 06:57
safari-lawyer"Proper shorts" is what I've heard some old guard Zim guys call them.
Will J. Parks, III
18 December 2011, 07:03
MartyAnyone got the famous "mankini" photo?
18 December 2011, 09:16
MJinesWhoever posts the mankini photo is going to be in for a long walk on a hot day I would bet. God help you if you are in Makuti.
Mike
18 December 2011, 09:53
Code4quote:
Originally posted by safari-lawyer:
"Proper shorts" is what I've heard some old guard Zim guys call them.
How can you tell when a Rhodie is really cold ? He has two pairs of shorts on.
18 December 2011, 10:45
dogcatquote:
Originally posted by scojac:
quote:
Originally posted by Aspen Hill Adventures:
Sorry all, it is a very boring night in New England where most people are just now feeling the effects of a lack of Vitamin D that occurs at this time of the year. There hasn't been too much good reading here lately either.
Anyway, who would you nominate and to make this interesting, for what reasons? Reasons can be anything, best looks, hottest prices, most stalking skills, biggest... tusks, best concession, meanest buffaloes, most tuskless cows, least flat tires..... Use your imagination!
If Ann were a PH I'd say she is the hottest!
Oh..........are we talking about hunting?
+1
18 December 2011, 11:47
Scriptusquote:
Originally posted by safari-lawyer:
"Proper shorts" is what I've heard some old guard Zim guys call them.
Some call them "b*ll biters.
18 December 2011, 14:12
huskyNatascha Illum Berg
-a hard working, beutiful looking Swedish/Danish PH
18 December 2011, 16:15
opus72quote:
Originally posted by MJines:
Whoever posts the mankini photo is going to be in for a long walk on a hot day I would bet. God help you if you are in Makuti.
Ha!
18 December 2011, 18:59
fujotupuquote:
Whether I am Hunting or Writing... ...the Lemon must be squeezed until the pips squeak
Figure this one out
18 December 2011, 19:29
Aspen Hill Adventuresquote:
Originally posted by Marty:
Anyone got the famous "mankini" photo?
Mankini?
OK, lemmie see it.
~Ann
18 December 2011, 21:09
fairgamequote:
Originally posted by fujotupu:
www.natashaillumberg.comquote:
Whether I am Hunting or Writing... ...the Lemon must be squeezed until the pips squeak
Figure this one out
I would squeeze her lemons to see her pips squeak.
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18 December 2011, 21:25
fairgameAnother potential candidate.
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18 December 2011, 21:44
nongwe
18 December 2011, 22:58
470EDDYI vote from John Sharp as well...FYI he has never been married...but his girl friends qualify as 10's...and thier hugs at SCI...or on the road to camp are really nice too!! A quality PH with ethics, great hunting concessions and knows his stuff...pumps iron every night in camp, while we toast sundowners around the campfire, for that tarzan look!!
Wishing you all Cheers for the Holidays and New Year as we sail up the Straits of Hormuz into Dubai>>>enroute Sydney. Saeed is traveling, I checked in!!
470EDDY
~Ann
19 December 2011, 05:32
chuck375quote:
Originally posted by fairgame:
Another potential candidate.
Cathy Rankin is my choice, I'd follow her anywhere ...
Regards,
Chuck
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22 December 2011, 21:20
JabaliHunterquote:
Natasha Illum Berg
+1
22 December 2011, 22:25
470EDDYHave you seen the poster of John Sharp and his girlfriend posed in front of the Elephant?????>>>>
Unfortunately I can't access it out here in the Indian Ocean....it would be a winner if not a tie!!??
Anyone out there have that one and can post it?
Cheers
470EDDY
23 December 2011, 06:56
emronnot sure what "hot" means, but if it means good, competent, personable rather than photogenic, then I know a number of salt of the earth PHs like Lou Hallamore ( definitely wont make Playgirl!) Johnny Johnson, etc. I personally have no time for "pretty boys" in the field; good is as good does, and PHs who concentrate on hunting dont have time for "pumping iron" at the end of the day or plucking their eyebrows
23 December 2011, 09:56
fairgamequote:
Originally posted by emron:
not sure what "hot" means, but if it means good, competent, personable rather than photogenic, then I know a number of salt of the earth PHs like Lou Hallamore ( definitely wont make Playgirl!) Johnny Johnson, etc. I personally have no time for "pretty boys" in the field; good is as good does, and PHs who concentrate on hunting dont have time for "pumping iron" at the end of the day or plucking their eyebrows
Basically what you are saying is that you are not gay?
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23 December 2011, 17:56
shootawayquote:
Originally posted by fairgame:
Another potential candidate.
Does she work for CMS?
