The Accurate Reloading Forums
Homeland Security

This topic can be found at:
https://forums.accuratereloading.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/1411043/m/646101442

01 April 2005, 09:09
SBT
Homeland Security
Am I the first guy to see this? Anybody have any idea what is going on? Is it in the political forum?


"There are worse memorials to a life well-lived than a pair of elephant tusks." Robert Ruark
01 April 2005, 10:25
Shumba
Scott,

It looks like a formal 4/01 action. Very serious!
jump

Tim
01 April 2005, 11:41
Balla Balla
Fools Fools Fools

Just remember I am (hanging upside down) in New Zealand and we are a day in front of you people, so I can predict the FUTURE ...

Sorry to be a snitcher BUT you do realize that it is APRIL 1 ....

Hold all tickets .... I hear someone knocking on my door, I look out my window and I see a HUMVEE full of US embassy staff .... AHHHHHHR they coming to take me away, ha ha ha ha ...

NO WORRIES .... I am an avid REDNECK and BUSH supporter so HOPEFULLY I am OK ....

Actually, dont laugh tooooo loud as I have seen a local TV programme that the USA is looking at moving their deep freeze Antartic base from Christchuch NZ to Stewart Island NZ ... Next thing you guys will have a MILITARY BASE here to keep us KIWIS under your wing nut

Keep watching this space

Peter
01 April 2005, 11:41
Balla Balla
Holy Smoke I must be seeing double ...

The next thing someone will say MUGABE LOST the election and MICHAEL JACKSON is not guilty ...

Keep taking the tablets and you will be fine in the morning of April 2

Peter
01 April 2005, 11:54
ErikD
It took a few seconds, then I remembered that it's the 1st of April. Big Grin

That was a good one! Big Grin
01 April 2005, 14:08
<JOHAN>
FORMAL NOTICE of INVESTIGATION:

UNDER THE AUSPICES OF THE HOMELAND SECURITY ACT OF 2002 ("PATRIOT ACT") AND THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, AN INTERAGENCY TASK FORCE COMPRISED OF THE FBI, ICE, BATFE, SECRET SERVICE, AND OTHER PERTINENT AGENCIES, DOMESTIC AND FOREIGN, HAS SEIZED ALL LOG AND DATA FILES OF THIS SITE, CERTAIN MEMBERS OF WHICH ARE UNDER SUSPICION OF ACTS (OR CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT ACTS) INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, SEDITION, CONDUCT (OR ESPOUSING CONDUCT) DETRIMENTAL TO THE INTERESTS OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT AND/OR THE SAFETY OF UNITED STATES CITIZENS AND INFRASTRUCTURE, HERE AND ABROAD, ADVOCATING VIOLATIONS OF FIREARMS STATUTES, UNLAWFUL FIREARMS USAGE, AND ACTS INIMICAL TO THE WAR ON TERROR.

CIVIL RIGHTS INVESTIGATIONS MAY ALSO BE UNDERWAY DUE TO MEMBERS ADVOCATING VIOLENT ACTION BY OR AGAINST SPECIFIC GROUPS, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, WHITE SUPREMACISTS, BLACK SEPARATISTS, HOMOSEXUALS, PEDOPHILES, POLYGAMISTS, IMMIGRANTS (DOCUMENTED OR UNDOCUMENTED), AND OTHER GROUPS COMMONLY DESCRIBED AS "HATE GROUPS".

THE SITE WILL CONTINUE TO OPERATE UNTIL SUCH TIME AS A FINAL DETERMINATION HAS BEEN MADE WHETHER TO CLOSE THE SITE PERMANENTLY.

YOU ARE DULY NOTIFIED THAT THE SITE WILL REMAIN UNDER CONTINUOUS MONITORING, AND ALL POSTS, UPDATES, CHANGES, ETC. WILL BE LOGGED.

IN THE INTERIM, THE WEBMASTER, AS THE ADMINISTRATOR AND U.S. REPRESENTATIVE OF THE SITE'S OWNER, HAS BEEN DECLARED A MATERIAL WITNESS AND HAS BEEN PLACED IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY.

CASE #04015576134L

Gentlemen,

Great joke Big Grin

Hopefully it keeps the trolls away for while jump
01 April 2005, 15:24
Arriba
Not a joke! jump


____________

But there are also unknown unknowns ;-)
01 April 2005, 18:52
NitroX
No one mention the words:

Al-Qaeda
Terrorist
Freedom fighter
Bomb
Explosion
Semtex
Car bomb
President George Bush
Islam
The White House
The Pentagon
Bin Laden
Matyrs
The Great Satan
Secret communication
secret email

in the same email or post. Else all the automatic monitoring programmes will go off and we will be ffffed.


__________________________

John H.

..
NitroExpress.com - the net's double rifle forum
01 April 2005, 19:46
ErikD
quote:
Originally posted by NitroX:
No one mention the words:

Al-Qaeda
Terrorist
Freedom fighter
Bomb
Explosion
Semtex
Car bomb
President George Bush
Islam
The White House
The Pentagon
Bin Laden
Matyrs
The Great Satan
Secret communication
secret email

in the same email or post. Else all the automatic monitoring programmes will go off and we will be ffffed.


You mean like this?

Al-Qaeda are undoubtably Terrorists, and not Freedom fighters as some people such as Bin Laden like to portray them. Bombs, especially Car bombs made of Semtex causing Explosions are often organized via Secret communication by using secret emails. It is a shame that the terrorists put all the blame of our worlds troubles on President George W. Bush and The White House, saying that he is The Great Satan fighting Islam and creating so-called Matyrs to blow up The Pentagon.

Is that what you meant NitroX? Big Grin

Hmm. Someone's already knocking on the door! Red Face

jump
01 April 2005, 19:55
crane
I apologize to all my fellow AR regulars. I am a practicing polygamist. Oh, sorry, I have to go now.......................
02 April 2005, 00:05
retreever
Not this year last year I fell hook line an sinker for AR being sold...Mike


Michael Podwika... DRSS bigbores and hunting www.pvt.co.za " MAKE THE SHOT " 450#2 Famars
02 April 2005, 00:26
Lorenzo
Uffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Please stop these jokes!!!!!!!!!
Between the other day "green thing" and this, you are taking the sh*** out of me Roll Eyes

What a bunch of crazy gringos I have to deal with !!! bawling

L