Homeland Security
Am I the first guy to see this? Anybody have any idea what is going on? Is it in the political forum?
01 April 2005, 10:25
ShumbaScott,
It looks like a formal 4/01 action. Very serious!

Tim
01 April 2005, 11:41
Balla BallaFools Fools Fools
Just remember I am (hanging upside down) in New Zealand and we are a day in front of you people, so I can predict the FUTURE ...
Sorry to be a snitcher BUT you do realize that it is APRIL 1 ....
Hold all tickets .... I hear someone knocking on my door, I look out my window and I see a HUMVEE full of US embassy staff .... AHHHHHHR they coming to take me away, ha ha ha ha ...
NO WORRIES .... I am an avid REDNECK and BUSH supporter so HOPEFULLY I am OK ....
Actually, dont laugh tooooo loud as I have seen a local TV programme that the USA is looking at moving their deep freeze Antartic base from Christchuch NZ to Stewart Island NZ ... Next thing you guys will have a MILITARY BASE here to keep us KIWIS under your wing

Keep watching this space
Peter
01 April 2005, 11:41
Balla BallaHoly Smoke I must be seeing double ...
The next thing someone will say MUGABE LOST the election and MICHAEL JACKSON is not guilty ...
Keep taking the tablets and you will be fine in the morning of April 2
Peter
01 April 2005, 11:54
ErikDIt took a few seconds, then I remembered that it's the 1st of April.

That was a good one!

01 April 2005, 14:08
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Gentlemen,
Great joke
Hopefully it keeps the trolls away for while

01 April 2005, 18:52
NitroXNo one mention the words:
Al-Qaeda
Terrorist
Freedom fighter
Bomb
Explosion
Semtex
Car bomb
President George Bush
Islam
The White House
The Pentagon
Bin Laden
Matyrs
The Great Satan
Secret communication
secret email
in the same email or post. Else all the automatic monitoring programmes will go off and we will be ffffed.
01 April 2005, 19:46
ErikDquote:
Originally posted by NitroX:
No one mention the words:
Al-Qaeda
Terrorist
Freedom fighter
Bomb
Explosion
Semtex
Car bomb
President George Bush
Islam
The White House
The Pentagon
Bin Laden
Matyrs
The Great Satan
Secret communication
secret email
in the same email or post. Else all the automatic monitoring programmes will go off and we will be ffffed.
You mean like this?
Al-Qaeda are undoubtably
Terrorists, and not
Freedom fighters as some people such as
Bin Laden like to portray them.
Bombs, especially
Car bombs made of
Semtex causing
Explosions are often organized via
Secret communication by using
secret emails. It is a shame that the terrorists put all the blame of our worlds troubles on
President George W. Bush and
The White House, saying that he is
The Great Satan fighting
Islam and creating so-called
Matyrs to blow up
The Pentagon.
Is that what you meant NitroX?

Hmm. Someone's already knocking on the door!

01 April 2005, 19:55
craneI apologize to all my fellow AR regulars. I am a practicing polygamist. Oh, sorry, I have to go now.......................
02 April 2005, 00:26
LorenzoUffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Please stop these jokes!!!!!!!!!
Between the other day "green thing" and this, you are taking the sh*** out of me

What a bunch of crazy gringos I have to deal with !!!

L