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Caption Needed!!! (Funny African Street Scene)
23 June 2009, 00:40
Bill CCaption Needed!!! (Funny African Street Scene)
A mate from Zim emailed this to me:
On his way to a Friday night braai, Edmond stopped by the local market to pick up some groceries. It was a BYOG affair.Not feeling terribly creative...there's got to be better...this is in need of a GOOD caption....whatcha got?
23 June 2009, 00:41
Charles_HelmAlways remember to pack a clean shirt...
23 June 2009, 01:08
NavalukThanks for the ride, you know my father was Shona too.
Hey look at my new goat-skin satchel!
23 June 2009, 02:19
Jorge400Says the goat to the boy on the bike, "I got your goat meat!"
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23 June 2009, 02:35
BlacktailerGoat; Can't you pedal any faster, I'll be late for my tea. It's a Goat tea!
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23 June 2009, 02:36
Brain1In some parts it would be refered to as a prom date.
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23 June 2009, 02:43
Use Enough GunI can't believe that any of you have not thought up this one: "On his way to a Friday night braai, Edmond stopped by to pick up his girlfriend. . . . ." Sorry Brain1, a little different than yours perhaps.
23 June 2009, 03:43
nampomIn the true sense of the word "BRING AND BRAAI"
23 June 2009, 03:48
Michael RobinsonIs it just me, or does this guy's backpack look just like a goat!?
Only in Africa!
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23 June 2009, 03:48
GraftonSnack Pack
23 June 2009, 03:52
BrettAKSCI"Uncle Bob not as verile as he once was is now paying goats to screw his own people!"
Great picture BillC. It's providing me mirth to no end. I love the look on the other guy's face.
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May fordings never be too deep, And alders not too thick; May rock slides never be too steep And ridges not too slick.
And may your bullets shoot as swell As Fred Bear's arrow's flew; And may your nose work just as well As Jack O'Connor's too.
May winds be never at your tail When stalking down the steep; May bears be never on your trail When packing out your sheep.
May the hundred pounds upon you Not make you break or trip; And may the plane in which you flew Await you at the strip.
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23 June 2009, 03:53
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23 June 2009, 04:03
DuckearWho's your daaaaaaaaddy now?
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23 June 2009, 04:16
Kamo GariLanguage barriers are funny things. When Bob told Mkune that he was getting his goat, Mkune took it literally.
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23 June 2009, 04:44
retreeverWho needs a caption... Just let your mind wander...
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23 June 2009, 04:48
BwannaZim...where the men and men and the goats are nervous!
23 June 2009, 05:17
jeff hquote:
Originally posted by Bwanna:
Zim...where the men and men and the goats are nervous!
Now that's funny I don't care who you are
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23 June 2009, 05:56
analog_peninsulaEven though the White Man had been driven from Zimbabwe, the natives were still oppressed by their goat-alien overlords.
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It takes character to withstand the rigors of indolence.
23 June 2009, 05:59
analog_peninsulaOr ...
Cyclist: Dude, check out my new PETA approved coat.
Superman: Dude, you look even more ghey than I do.
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It takes character to withstand the rigors of indolence.
23 June 2009, 07:17
CanuckBeing lactose intollerant really sucks in Zimbabwe...
23 June 2009, 09:29
BOWHUNRMelody: He ain't heavvvy...he's my supper.
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23 June 2009, 09:37
SIR MAUSERCan I see you again?
23 June 2009, 11:56
tendramsThanks for the lift....how much farther to Beit Bridge?
Hey Bro! Can't this dang thing go any faster, I gotta pee!
23 June 2009, 18:29
PhoenixdawgSo, this one time back home in Tennessee..............
23 June 2009, 19:05
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Bwana Moja"You're not leaving me here on the streets with all these hungry people!"
23 June 2009, 20:15
Dangerous DaveE-harmony opens up African office.
If your parents didn't have any children chances are you won't either.
You can borrow money but you can not borrow time. Go hunting with your family.
23 June 2009, 20:57
BuckshotazHey dad, can we stop for icecream?
23 June 2009, 21:02
Bill CGood stuff, and all in good fun!
Here’s a few more:
- Pedal faster – they are catching up!
- {BEFORE} This bumpy road is making me feel, uh, a little anxious…
- {AFTER} I swear, the stain will come out, you can't even see it.
- Up here at the corner is fine, do you have change for a $20?
- Hey, isn’t that your cousin in the red shirt?
- Edmond, Bulawayo’s newest PETA member, showing off his new fur coat.
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Your Goat Delivered [Alive] in 20-Minutes or Less or the Next One is Free!"Hurry up, we'll be late fot the braii!"
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Now if I can just find a pair of rubber boots and a cliff or a rooftop I'm all set.
23 June 2009, 21:21
BigBulletmy mother was a gemsbok.
23 June 2009, 21:46
Steve MalinverniI heard the definition to have a monkey on the shoulder to define a people drug addicted, at least in Italy, but which kind of drug can generate such dependence that change the definition in "to have a goat on the shoulders"?
Show to me his pushe, I'll stay far from him.
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Are we there yet?
How many more towns til we get to grandmother's house?
I gotta pee!
What time is it?
You can borrow money but you can not borrow time. Go hunting with your family.
23 June 2009, 22:49
BaxterBDejected, Abdul led his goat out of the room. He tied it's legs together and putting the goat on his back in the manner of a backpack said, to no one and everyone, "They'll never understand us, Lilly, they'll never understand what it is you mean to me and how you make me feel." Then he got on his bicycle and pedaled, crying the entire way, back to Arusha.
23 June 2009, 23:41
analog_peninsulaAfter his fight with Esmerelda, Quaismodo decided he liked her best friend better.
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It takes character to withstand the rigors of indolence.