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New Airbus Seating
03 February 2005, 22:36
N'gagiNew Airbus Seating
It's about time! Take a look... Mark Jackson
03 February 2005, 23:27
<JOHAN>Mark
Absolutely fantastic

04 February 2005, 01:23
patrkyhntrI recognize that flight attendent.
THE LUCKIEST HUNTER ALIVE!
04 February 2005, 02:02
cchunterEven if the pic below has the worst seeting I think it is very important with personal service.

04 February 2005, 05:03
mike338All I can say is that the seats that I saw were much much smaller than the ones by the side of the attendant in the last photo. My knees were up against the seat in front of me even with the seat back in the up position. The video screen would not pan out far enough so you could see the entire screen, even worse when the seat was laid back, forget the movie. And then what do you do for 18 hours? If I ever get to go back there it will not be via SSA.
04 February 2005, 05:03
Balla BallaRay & JudgeG
Are you guys still keen on that OLD MANS HUNT on offer ... How about Saeed or someone high up in AIRLINE bookings reserves the suites for you guys .... Pensioners benovelent flight, someone will surly sponsor your seats ..
Tell that [air hostess/blow up doll] we will offer her a FREE trip with you guys to Africa. Maybe she can ride an Elephant, I will personally sit behind her to make sure she does not fall and injure her credentials
Well as they say, dreams are free, BUT miracles cost a BIT more

Peter J. Bird
04 February 2005, 05:17
OldsargeIf it weren't for the hostess, I'd be wondering if that weren't one of Saeed's family's private jets.

p.s. I talked to some South Africans about the alleged "improvement" in SAA and they don't believe it anymore than I do. Fly Emirates!
Sarge
Holland's .375: One Planet, One Rifle . . . for one hundred years!
04 February 2005, 05:52
TemboPeter, If you can get her to agree to a ride, I'll play the elephant.
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04 February 2005, 06:03
Balla BallaAs long as you have a big trunk then you can play daddy elephant ...
I think this thread has been highjacked yet again by some internet freaks ...
IT is starting to become rather "ri dick ulas" to say the least ... Oh well children will be children wont they

Have a safe ride BABY DOLL
04 February 2005, 07:36
NitroXHa ha. Those airline seating photos are the fantasy photos the aircraft manufacturer uses to generate interest in it and also make a 'big splash' in the media. THEN the actual airlines get hold of the planes and say, "hell, if we cram another 156.25 seats in that space we can increase our bottom line by 21.562% per flight!"
As for the girl, now THAT is the way to get the guys to watch safety tits, oops tips, demonstrations!
04 February 2005, 09:22
surestrikeTHAT is false advertising. There is no way those tit's are real!!!!
I'm calling SAA and complaining. I've seen real genuine F/A mams before and they didn't look anything like that!!
In todays fleet of aging relics they're much longer than those..

04 February 2005, 13:03
jpbHmmmmmm....
I didn't know that you could get airplanes with dual airbags...

jpb
04 February 2005, 14:58
ceweDefinition of real tits: They´re warm, at least semi-soft and they create an urge to investigate more closely.
Those tits are real

05 February 2005, 10:00
NitroXquote:
Originally posted by Spring:
Two more points on this photo:
1. Did anyone else notice this plane is really really old; and
2. Who cares?
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05 February 2005, 10:34
Hog KillerYes, I noticed that the plane is very old, probably even has props. And I do not care.
Hog Killer
IGNORE YOUR RIGHTS AND THEY'LL GO AWAY!!!
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05 February 2005, 10:48
OldsargeOh dear, that means that the stewardress is as old as I am. How depressing!
Sarge
Holland's .375: One Planet, One Rifle . . . for one hundred years!
05 February 2005, 18:27
TemboWhat Plane???

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