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05 July 2011, 22:46

timg953

Hooker and Shooting Sticks for Buffalo

In an attempt to help his reputation after spot lighting a cape buffalo with a .22 hornet in Uganda, Don Hooker is trying to learn to use shooting sticks before our Nov. hunt with Aubrey at Plendaba. I'm sure Don could use everyone's encouragement.

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05 July 2011, 23:01

Scriptus

WTF, is he going bird shooting with a .458 or head shots on giraffe,OR do Aubrey's buff fly?

Looks like the bloody lawnmower is bust?

06 July 2011, 00:04

.458Aubs

Buff are gonna have to fly.... rotflmao

Man Don you got that confused look, same time as when the Aliens decided that they didnt want you back on the mother ship and left you here to torment earthly souls....

kinda like, "man this thing is heavy, nothing like my .22hornet..... bang..... oh boy really nothing like it"

06 July 2011, 01:11

Scriptus

quote:
Originally posted by .458Aubs:
Buff are gonna have to fly.... rotflmao

Man Don you got that confused look, same time as when the Aliens decided that they didnt want you back on the mother ship and left you here to torment earthly souls....

kinda like, "man this thing is heavy, nothing like my .22hornet..... bang..... oh boy really nothing like it"

Aubrey, someone has to tell him that the rifle's fore-end should rest in the sticks.

I hope to hell that he wears a hat otherwise the buffs are going to see that "bles" miles away.

06 July 2011, 04:07

ddrhook

God only made a few perfect heads all the others he covered with hair

I was getting set up on the weird two legged sticks of tim's when he took the picture.
The mother ship is returning next week to collect all the select people from the earth I'm only sorry I wont be going with you guy's I will miss you when your gone

06 July 2011, 04:48

retreever

Don, Place back of wrist in open sticks. Open them a little wider and lean them towards you and put some forward pressure on them...

Mike

06 July 2011, 05:04

ddrhook

I was teached by steve to use's stiks so's I is doing my'n best

06 July 2011, 05:32

Cross L

Have seen Hooker shoot off sticks, any references to footballs and monkeys are totally coincedental.

SSR

06 July 2011, 06:22

Elton Rambin

I got it.. look how thin the sticks are.. maybe they are fairy sticks... and he is aiming at the fairies.
Scriptus... if Aub's buff do fly and when Don connects with the arial.458 artillery there will be all sorts of unpleasantness falling from the sky.

Don ..you will need a hat.

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Don --->

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06 July 2011, 14:35

HJ wild

quote:
Originally posted by timg953:
In an attempt to help his reputation after spot lighting a cape buffalo with a .22 hornet in Uganda, Don Hooker is trying to learn to use shooting sticks before our Nov. hunt with Aubrey at Plendaba. I'm sure Don could use everyone's encouragement.

A .22 hornet is a little on the heavy side for buff. Don't overdo it - why not use a .22 lfb?
Cheers, Hans

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06 July 2011, 14:58

shakari

Damn but I love that hillbilly humour!

06 July 2011, 16:18

luan

Watch out flying bushbucks and jeeps the hooker is cumming.

Luan

06 July 2011, 17:21

ddrhook

Luan we are coming sooner than you think?? get the croc fishing rig really OOOOHHHHH crap I forgot yu can't the croc took it

yeep Elton your right the same unpleasantness that get's on m your shoes when your friends gang up and pick on a sweet innocent caring gentlemen such as myself! who would never make fun of any of his friends or kick them when there down or point out the slight character short comings

06 July 2011, 17:24

shakari

You blokes have got it all wrong.... he doesn't need a rifle at all. - He'll just fugly 'em to death!

As for the flatdog fishing. It should be good but only use cheap gear so you don't miss it too much when Luan chucks in the river as is his wont!

06 July 2011, 17:41

ddrhook

wow that's the pot calling the kettle black?? isn't it OLD friend

06 July 2011, 17:51

ddrhook

in the immortal words of forrest gump fugly is as fugly does

06 July 2011, 17:53

Scriptus

quote:
Originally posted by ddrhook:
God only made a few perfect heads all the others he covered with hair :

Don, do tell, those two pink and yellow balls, are they the front and back of your head?

06 July 2011, 18:08

ddrhook

you been drinking the cheap stuff again scriptus you are seeing spots again

06 July 2011, 18:21

luan

Hook

IF you come deliver my jeep for me i will really treat you softly on the croc fishin issue and you can even let the old owner cum with you i have jumper leads and ask him if he saw any good crocs at the lodge?

Just watch out there can happen some crazy stuff there.

Aubrey also can get hurt when visiting some people we just need to get his aim in.

Luan

06 July 2011, 18:29

ddrhook

Luan
PM sent regarding aubs, and a request from a lady!!!

06 July 2011, 18:32

Scriptus

quote:
Originally posted by luan:
Hook

IF you come deliver my jeep for me Luan

I hope that is an auto shift and not a stick shift. Don cannot reach all the pedals.

06 July 2011, 18:33

shakari

Luan

I'll be feeding Hooker to the crocs if he tries to deliver my Jeep to you!

Tim,

What make are those shooting sticks? - Not made by the Fairy manufacturing Corporation are they?

06 July 2011, 18:36

shakari

Let me make it quite clear to everyone that where I go, my Jeep goes with me.

All these rumours that Mama wants to give it away are nothing more than scurrilous rumours...... well alright. So they're not and she would give it away if given half a chance but she's never gonna win that one all the while I have breath in my body................ I hope!

06 July 2011, 18:42

ddrhook

S,
i can reach the pedals with my right leg it's the left I have problem with it keeps falling off

06 July 2011, 18:45

ddrhook

Steve you have to ask Tim they are his sticks. and I do remember something said about chocking the living shit out of you if you started a fight during the removal of the afore mentioned juke pile

06 July 2011, 18:48

shakari

Believe me mate..... as little as I am and as big as they are, it'd take both Luan and Aubs to hold me down before that truck moved a bloody inch out of my posession!

06 July 2011, 18:50

Scriptus

quote:
Originally posted by ddrhook:
Luan
PM sent regarding aubs, and a request from a lady!!!

That wouldn't be one of those size 6 Texan jobs now would it?

06 July 2011, 18:51

ddrhook

you misspoke again there not BIG there freaking monsters!!!!!! i would hate to see the feed bill for those two!!!!!!! OR the bar bill!!!!!

06 July 2011, 18:57

ddrhook

doug
NOOP we let the lady's take care of the light work here!

06 July 2011, 18:58

ddrhook

Steve you have to ask Tim about his fairy sticks!! i don't have a clue I just posed for the picture!!!

06 July 2011, 19:17

shakari

Hey, it could have been worse....... you might have been wearing a tutu as well!

06 July 2011, 19:24

ddrhook

HEY HEY now YOU know the first rule of hunting is what happens in the bush stays in the bush!!!!! I'm not saying Tim would wear a tutu????!!!!!
but we are not real sure about George??? 350lbs and he refused to shoot the 458

06 July 2011, 19:28

timg953

Steve, I"ll have to check on the make of the sticks. They were the only shooting sticks in Van Buren, Arkansas.

06 July 2011, 19:31

ddrhook

Susan said elfs and fairy's don't leave makers marks on the products

06 July 2011, 19:32

ddrhook

the name blind dog manufacturing does seem to ring a bell

06 July 2011, 20:34

Cross L

Hook you did say you shot ducks with the 458, I just didnt know they were flying.

SSR

07 July 2011, 04:06

ddrhook

only the slow ducks

08 July 2011, 18:03

375 fanatic

quote:
Originally posted by shakari:
Let me make it quite clear to everyone that where I go, my Jeep goes with me.

With a land cruiser in front of it mate

08 July 2011, 18:49

shakari

No mate...... I just drive over those things and then stop and put them in the back so I can sell them for scrap!