I've been stung by a number of scorpions over the years, but the most painful was the one I stepped on in my tent in Namibia. Half my leg went numb for a couple of days, but it all worked out.

Others included on my hand repairing a corral, and a few setting up 3d targets on a bow range.

My first visit to my rheumatologist was interesting. As he was looking over my blood tests, he asked, "Where in the hell have you been?" Around.