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The Short, Happy Life of Francis Macomber
29 February 2004, 14:02
JudgeGThe Short, Happy Life of Francis Macomber
I found this today while surfing some. Follows is a website that has the masterpiece in full. Any Africa fan who has not read it should take 15 minutes to read Mr. Hemingway's tale of lions, buffalo, a beautiful woman, a classic PH and... a "short, happy life".
Click here for .505's and 6.5x54's a la Hemingway29 February 2004, 14:07
galJudge, I second the fact that it's an enjoyable read.
Jim
29 February 2004, 14:07
retreeverJudge,
That was my first Africa story I read ...When I was around 12 or 13...1962ish..

Mike
29 February 2004, 15:07
NitroXCan anyone tell me about copyright for these stories?
I understand copyright expires 50 years after an author's death. Hemingway dies in 1961 so copyright expires in 2011.
I note this website states it is for educational purposes only.
Any info on the legailities would be appreciated.
29 February 2004, 17:45
Mickey1Hey Judge
Very good. That little Mannlicher is a dandy eh?

01 March 2004, 01:15
JudgeGMickey1:
I have a great 9.5x56 Mannlicher that I promise will never be in my wife's hands when my back is turned! I don't think many would consider me a coward, but I just may get what I deserve anyway. At least, Macomber got it from a classy weapon!
Even with his courage regained, poor fellow only and a .30/06 compared to the PH's .505... No little phallic symbolism there, huh? That's why I tote a .475 Nitro... Just in case that size does matter???

01 March 2004, 04:26
Nitro ExpressHow did you like the movie?
01 March 2004, 05:37
M99M12Great story. Thanks for the link. Ain't read that in twenty years, at least. Ol' Papa sure packed a lot of story into each word.
Interestingly, the story is apparantly based on the scandalin Kenya of Col. Patterson's safari client dying in the bush and Patterson taking up with the grieving widow. He was apparently banned in Kenya and resettled in Uganda. I believe the client suicided in his tent after learning of the affair between the wife and Patterson. It was investigated, semi-hushed up, and Patterson resettled. Bob
01 March 2004, 06:35
RogerKI had a leftist college prof assign the story in a lit class. I was the only hunter in the class and the only non leftist. Or so it seemed. It was an interesting discussion that went of for several days. I changed the minds of a few young mush filled brains about hunting and Hemingway. (I was in my early thirties when I went to college.) The prof thought Hemingway was a poor writer. One question shut him down. If Hemingway was a poor writer, why were his books on every bookstore shelf in all of California?
01 March 2004, 06:50
BFaucettI think "The Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber" is Hemingway's best African story. Many elements all wrapped up into one short story. Thanks for posting it. It's been a while since I've read it, but I've got it on the bookshelf so I think I'll go make myself a fresh cup of coffee and read it again.

-Bob F.
01 March 2004, 08:30
vapodogI read it many years ago. It's a classic of Hemmingway's and should be good reading on the flight from Atlanta to Sol Island.
Scotch should be the entertainment from their to Johannesburg.
01 March 2004, 09:40
mbogo375Quote:
Then watching the object, not afraid, but hesitating before going down the bank to drink with such a thing opposite him, he saw a man figure detach itself from it and he turned his heavy head and swung away toward the cover for the trees as he heard a cracking crash and felt the slam of a .30-06 220-grain solid bullet that bit his flank and ripped in sudden hot scalding nausea through his stomach.
Macomber did not know how the lion had felt before he started his rush, nor during it when the unbelievable smash of the .505 with a muzzle velocity of two tons had hit him in the mouth, nor what kept him coming after that, when the second ripping crash had smashed his hind quarters and he had come crawling on toward the crashing, blasting thing that had destroyed him.
�You might as well shoot the Springfield,� Wilson said. �You�re used to it. We�ll leave the Mannlicher in the car with the Memsahib. Your gun-bearer can carry your heavy gun. I�ve this damned cannon. Now let me tell you about them.� He had saved this until the last because he did not want to worry Macomber. �When a buff comes he comes with his head high and thrust straight out. The boss of the horns covers any sort of a brain shot. The only shot is straight into the nose.
Several things in the story, while good reading, bring to mind some questions.
First, just how well did Hemingway know the ballistics and cartridge/bullet selection side of hunting, or did he just not let this knowledge get in the way of a good story.
Second, would you consider a 30-06 with 220 grain solids as an appropriate first choice to use on an unwounded lion without the PH as backup (he was still on the vehicle, right)?
Third, just how many fps is a muzzle velocity of two tons
?
Fourth, would you want to follow up a wounded buff in the thick stuff with a 30-06 when you had a heavy rifle available, and isn't a shot into the bridge of the nose on a charging buff a shot into the brain?
This brings us to number five, was Mrs. Macomber already sleeping with Wilson, which would explain questions two and four
?
Obviously Hemingway was a great writer, but how literally should you take his hunting related writings? I personally feel that he was more interested in a good story that getting all the details right, but I guess that falls under the category of "literary license".
Jim
01 March 2004, 10:08
JudgeGHeck, Mbogo... you know that Macomber was doing the best he could. Marlin didn't make Guide Guns then.

Did Hemingway know balistics and gun lore? I'll ask my yard man. He's Cuban and used to go fishing with Ern down in pre-Castroland... Matter of fact, Hemingway wrote a story about the guy catching a big Marlin on a hand line.. something about the old guy and the ocean... Can't remember.
My question about the solids in the .30/06, is: "Were the softs so bad that failure was commonplace?" You can be sure that a 220 grain solid is going to get break shoulders/spine/hip on a lion. I think any of today's factory loaded (i.e., game-intended)softs would.. but what about yesteryears? Probably.. so Hemingway was, IMHO, just plain wrong about what a "good" PH would recommend for lion.
As to the Springfield going into the tall grass... The PH seemed to know what he was doing in the recommendation. Macomber only missed braining the buff by an inch or so by hitting the bosses instead of the nose.. And no one would deny that a solid of most any caliber with a SD of .330 wouldn't do on a brain shot. Of course, the .505 was right there, too, not to mention that Macomber was working that Springfield bolt pretty darn quickly.
BTW, Macomber and crew smoked a cigarette before going after the lion... The lion was bleeding from the mouth and had been hit in the lungs, evidentally. I smoke big fat cigars for a reason!!!
But, who the heck knows. I'll just wait and see if my courage is stiil there come June in Zim. Ain't that what's it all about?
04 March 2004, 14:37
Dago RedGreat story!! Wouldn't he have died anyway from the buff hitting him? Couldn't she see he was about to get hit, why would she shoot him unless she thought the buff would miss?
Based on a true story?
Red
04 March 2004, 16:23
218 BeeOh Judge, Judge, Judge...
A pox on you if you manage to resurrect that ".45-70 uber alles" drivel yet again.

Hush now, "they" will hear you!
TSHLOFM should be required reading for all, whether Africa bound or not...I was already ruined by the time I read it but it remains a marvelous study of "coming of age" (especially considering that age has precious little to do with it!
Interesting question regarding the .30-06/220. If I remember "Green Hills" correctly, Papa didn't shoot his double at all well (atrocious triggers of course...recoil couldn't have been a factor

), so maybe he figured that a solid .30 in a good place would be better than something bigger off center.
Thanks for reminding me that this hadn't been re-read recently...I've been remiss. "He that dies this year is quit for the next"...too bloody right.
Mark
04 March 2004, 17:09
Mickey1This story was written back in the mid-thirties. Animals were obviously not as tuff and solids and softs were the only choice. Way back then they didn't know all about stuff like we do now.

04 March 2004, 17:15
Michael RobinsonJudge,
Just one small, but very important point. There is no comma in the title to this story. Hemingway's omission of the comma was intentional and telling.
In a string of adjectives, a comma substitutes for the conjunction "and" and indicates that all of the adjectives are intended to modify the following noun. If Hemingway had inserted a comma between "short" and "happy," the meaning would have been that Macomber's life was short AND happy. Of course, Macomber's life was short but it was manifestly not happy. His whorish harpy of a wife and his moral cowardice made him miserable more often than not.
By leaving out the comma, Hemingway tells us the meaning of his story before we even read it. Without the comma, the adjective "short" modifies both the following adjective and noun. Hemingway's meaning is that Macomber's happy life was short. In fact, it was limited to just a few hours, the brief time after he grew some balls and stood up first to his wife and then to the buff.
I don't mean to be pedantic, but I have always loved Hemingway's spare and precise style. He was as good as he was because he cared about these things.
Thanks.
04 March 2004, 18:24
300H&Hmrlexma,
You're right about Hemingway's prescise writing. He's very journalistic and straight forward. It's crazy seeing this message on here, since I just finished watching the film a few hours ago. I got it as a gift from my mom who had a helluva time finding it, apparently it has never was released on video (although it probably has been played on TV)Gregory Peck plays Wilson, and it's well done in my opinion.
It was filmed in Kenya, too.
The only quibble I had was that Wilson doesn't use a 505 in the film, he uses a double rifle to go after the lion. But sure enough, Francis uses a Springy and Margaret a Manny.
--If I ever own a 505 I'm naming it Wilson. I'm not going to put a bloody face on it, but it will be my best friend and I will talk to it.

--Oh, and the last line of the story is the best...