This really happened a few years ago!

A young PH and his new hunting operation was expecting his batch of new clients and had a well stocked bar on hand etc. The large party arrived and the safari was going very well. There was lots of toasting & drinking in camp and the booze was flowing freely every night. The PH noticed that the level of the brandy was dropping significantly everyday even though nobody was drinking brandy! They were sure it was one of the staff helping himself. So some of the PHs got together and hatched a wicked plan. They p...eed in the bottle and set it out. Sure enough the next day the level had dropped again and dropped further the following day.

Having had enough of this they decided to investigate and called the cook as the first possible culprit. Have you been helping yourself to the brandy they enquired? The cook who was 5 star trained confessed that he had been using a little bit of it every day to add flavor to the food.

Very good and funny.