We are all going to Africa! Free!

11 June 2008, 05:27

Matt Norman

Hot Damn! It helps to have friends in high places. My personal relationship with a gazillionaire has parlayed itself into about 67 MILLION dollars! Everybody gets to go as long as it takes to spend this money.

We have a limited amount of time. Most of the bearer cheques are only good until June 30th. So we have to hurry.

Elephants? Lions? Couple leopards anyone? How about multiple buffs! And two-apiece sables. We should be able to keep taxidermists busy for a year or two with the plains game alone.

Everybody can bring one female along too as long as they don't whine.

So who is in? Who wants to help me spend this 67+ million dollars?

By the way, anybody know the exchange rate for these Zim dollars compared to the US Dollar? The Euro?

P.S. Thanks Saeed! I walked into the local gunshop and had him break out the overpriced Custer issue Colt he's been so proud of for so long. Told him I'd give him the 20K for it and whipped out a 20,000 Zim note and held a straight face for as long as I could.

Tomorrow I'm going to stop by the local bank and ask the bubble-headed bleach blond to exchange out a million dollar note and put it in my account. She will fall for it too.

11 June 2008, 05:45

yukon delta

You had my strict attention until you got to the part about females that don't whine!

Two-apiece sables...that's funny.

11 June 2008, 08:20

Saeed

I have a few of those notes, and will be happy to pay anyone of you the highest rates in the business of writing short hunting stories.

Any takers?

11 June 2008, 08:37

MacD37

quote:
Originally posted by Matt Norman:
Hot Damn! It helps to have friends in high places. My personal relationship with a gazillionaire has parlayed itself into about 67 MILLION dollars! Everybody gets to go as long as it takes to spend this money.

We have a limited amount of time. Most of the bearer cheques are only good until June 30th. So we have to hurry.

Elephants? Lions? Couple leopards anyone? How about multiple buffs! And two-apiece sables. We should be able to keep taxidermists busy for a year or two with the plains game alone.

Everybody can bring one female along too as long as they don't whine.

So who is in? Who wants to help me spend this 67+ million dollars?

By the way, anybody know the exchange rate for these Zim dollars compared to the US Dollar? The Euro?

P.S. Thanks Saeed! I walked into the local gunshop and had him break out the overpriced Custer issue Colt he's been so proud of for so long. Told him I'd give him the 20K for it and whipped out a 20,000 Zim note and held a straight face for as long as I could.

Tomorrow I'm going to stop by the local bank and ask the bubble-headed bleach blond to exchange out a million dollar note and put it in my account. She will fall for it too.

Matt he sent me the same amount so maybe we can pool the money and buy us a jet so we don't have to ride coach to Africa!

11 June 2008, 08:38

The Maz

Wow... what a haul!!!!

Of course at 1,414,374,870 ZWD to 1 USD...

11 June 2008, 08:41

MacD37

quote:
Originally posted by The Maz:
Wow... what a haul!!!!

Of course at 1,414,374,870 ZWD to 1 USD...

AH SHUCKS! I didn't know that!