EID MUBARAK

12 May 2021, 06:35

Esskay

EID MUBARAK

Sheikh Saeed,

Eid Mubarak to you and yours, and everyone else in this community.

Warm regards
Saeed

12 May 2021, 07:20

lavaca

Salaam.

12 May 2021, 09:31

Saeed

Thank you all very much.

Eid is tomorrow, and we all hope you have a wonderful time in celebrating it.

We are heading to the desert for a BBQ.

I have spent hours trying to make a sort of a map which is not just blonde proof, but women proof.

And everyone is in fits of laughter because I had the distances marked every 30 meters!

A friend's wife, who is not blonde, said "I LOVE IT"

12 May 2021, 11:18

Esskay

quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
Thank you all very much.

Eid is tomorrow, and we all hope you have a wonderful time in celebrating it.

We are heading to the desert for a BBQ.

I have spent hours trying to make a sort of a map which is not just blonde proof, but women proof.

And everyone is in fits of laughter because I had the distances marked every 30 meters!

A friend's wife, who is not blonde, said "I LOVE IT"

Sheikh,

You are a wicked man!

12 May 2021, 11:34

Saeed

A friend showed the map to his wife.

She said "what does this mean?"

He called and said "sorry mate, this is not woman proof. My wife asked what it means"

I said to him to tell his wife it means "stay home" and he should come on his own.

12 May 2021, 11:56

Michael Robinson

Saeed, I suppose if one is going to give an IQ test to his invited guests, then he need not set a large table, right?

Ah, but the awful boredom that would result!

A happy feast and end of fasting to you and yours.

12 May 2021, 12:39

Saeed

Mike,

We have so much fun here.

PC does not exists.

"ism" does not exists.

Everyone is fair game.

We call our French friends Frogs.

Our Scottish friends skirt wearing men.

They call us dress wearing Bedouins.

Women are told to keep quiet and only speak when they spoken to.

They never listen.

I carry a pack of ear plugs, and pass along when things get too noisy.

Best part is the women are my best friends!

12 May 2021, 12:56

Odin

"skirt wearing men"

That is the reason why Vikings gave up Britain in year 870. Skirt wearing men.

12 May 2021, 13:18

Saeed

Not only that, but ruled by FISH!

Present ruler is a STURGEON.

One before was a SALMON!

Next one might be an EEL!

13 May 2021, 08:58

lavaca

Saeed,

Isn't that the greatest thing about friends? No political correctness, no offense and no retribution. Sad the rest of the world has such a thin skin.

13 May 2021, 21:53

DLS

quote:
Originally posted by lavaca:
Saeed,

Isn't that the greatest thing about friends? No political correctness, no offense and no retribution. Sad the rest of the world has such a thin skin.

Boy is that ever the TRUTH!

Eid Mubarek!