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04 March 2010, 10:01
Andrew McLaren
A vote for your favorite signature line?
I don't quite know ho to set up the poll I would like to see. So let's make it a "one posting = one vote" for the all-time favorite signature line.

My vote goes to Scriptus with his:

quote:
Our government, unable to rise to mediocrity!! Our President has TWENTY kids !! How is yours doing?


Let's hear how others feel about the some very nice signatures used here.

Suggestions for the worst or most irritating signature line?

In good hunting.

Andrew McLaren
04 March 2010, 10:08
Harris
I really like Mike_Dettorre's signature. tu2


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04 March 2010, 11:22
Mike_Dettorre
I'd like to thank the Academy...and all the little people...but most of all...I'd like to thank all the opinionated SoB's that made my signature line what it is...

jumping


Mike

Legistine actu quod scripsi?

Never under estimate the internet community's ability to reply to your post with their personal rant about their tangentially related, single occurrence issue.




What I have learned on AR, since 2001:
1. The proper answer to: Where is the best place in town to get a steak dinner? is…You should go to Mel's Diner and get the fried chicken.
2. Big game animals can tell the difference between .015 of an inch in diameter, 15 grains of bullet weight, and 150 fps.
3. There is a difference in the performance of two identical projectiles launched at the same velocity if they came from different cartridges.
4. While a double rifle is the perfect DGR, every 375HH bolt gun needs to be modified to carry at least 5 down.
5. While a floor plate and detachable box magazine both use a mechanical latch, only the floor plate latch is reliable. Disregard the fact that every modern military rifle uses a detachable box magazine.
6. The Remington 700 is unreliable regardless of the fact it is the basis of the USMC M40 sniper rifle for 40+ years with no changes to the receiver or extractor and is the choice of more military and law enforcement sniper units than any other rifle.
7. PF actions are not suitable for a DGR and it is irrelevant that the M1, M14, M16, & AK47 which were designed for hunting men that can shoot back are all PF actions.
8. 95 deg F in Africa is different than 95 deg F in TX or CA and that is why you must worry about ammunition temperature in Africa (even though most safaris take place in winter) but not in TX or in CA.
9. The size of a ding in a gun's finish doesn't matter, what matters is whether it’s a safe ding or not.
10. 1 in a row is a trend, 2 in a row is statistically significant, and 3 in a row is an irrefutable fact.
11. Never buy a WSM or RCM cartridge for a safari rifle or your go to rifle in the USA because if they lose your ammo you can't find replacement ammo but don't worry 280 Rem, 338-06, 35 Whelen, and all Weatherby cartridges abound in Africa and back country stores.
12. A well hit animal can run 75 yds. in the open and suddenly drop with no initial blood trail, but the one I shot from 200 yds. away that ran 10 yds. and disappeared into a thicket and was not found was lost because the bullet penciled thru. I am 100% certain of this even though I have no physical evidence.
13. A 300 Win Mag is a 500 yard elk cartridge but a 308 Win is not a 300 yard elk cartridge even though the same bullet is travelling at the same velocity at those respective distances.
04 March 2010, 12:26
Saeed
Mike's signature is the best, hands down!


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04 March 2010, 15:35
BENJI
I agree with Andrew. Scriptus has an excellent signature line. However according to the British press the number of children is around 35.
Mike does not have a signature line but something that appears to be an autobiography. stir
04 March 2010, 19:20
JTEX
I like Mike's Autobiography.

tu2


.
04 March 2010, 19:20
JTHunt
quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
Mike's signature is the best, hands down!


+ 1
04 March 2010, 20:13
Jerry Huffaker
I vote for Mike also tu2


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04 March 2010, 20:28
DLS
I will say one thing, this thread has caused me to read all of Mike's autobiography. Big Grin
04 March 2010, 20:33
ledvm
+1 For Mike.


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04 March 2010, 20:39
mboga biga bwana
quote:
10. In general, those who have time to make close to a 1000 posts a year on AR, know more about hunting and shooting than people who make their living in the hunting and shooting industry and have typically spent 150 days in the field or at the range each year for the last two decades.



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04 March 2010, 21:24
BigB
Another vote for Mike.

BigB
04 March 2010, 21:54
505 gibbs
Sorry, to interrupt the Mike Praise-A-Thon, but I would like to throw another in the mix, I do not know whose it is, maybe one of you could help, but it is along the lines of "My greatest fear is that after I die, my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them." So true.
04 March 2010, 22:21
PSmith
A tie between Mike Dettorre and Mike Jines


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04 March 2010, 22:48
BrettAKSCI
quote:
Originally posted by 505 gibbs:
Sorry, to interrupt the Mike Praise-A-Thon, but I would like to throw another in the mix, I do not know whose it is, maybe one of you could help, but it is along the lines of "My greatest fear is that after I die, my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them." So true.


+1

That's Snowwolf.

Brett


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May fordings never be too deep, And alders not too thick; May rock slides never be too steep And ridges not too slick.
And may your bullets shoot as swell As Fred Bear's arrow's flew; And may your nose work just as well As Jack O'Connor's too.
May winds be never at your tail When stalking down the steep; May bears be never on your trail When packing out your sheep.
May the hundred pounds upon you Not make you break or trip; And may the plane in which you flew Await you at the strip.
-Seth Peterson
04 March 2010, 22:54
Duckear
Sorry, Mike is dq'ed.

It is a sig line, not sig essay on life, guns and hunting.
Wink


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04 March 2010, 23:36
CARLOSTHEJACKAL
quote:
Originally posted by 505 gibbs:
Sorry, to interrupt the Mike Praise-A-Thon, but I would like to throw another in the mix, I do not know whose it is, maybe one of you could help, but it is along the lines of "My greatest fear is that after I die, my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them." So true.


+1
Yes. So true...So true...


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04 March 2010, 23:57
Equinsu Ocha
Gotta vote for Mike's!
Makes me laugh everytime I read through it!!
05 March 2010, 01:12
Bill73
I vote for Mike Jines!


DRSS
05 March 2010, 02:39
MThuntr
I like Snowwolf's line.


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05 March 2010, 03:27
ho
since clint eastwood is not a member <stay the f--- off my lawn> i,ll go with mike detorre !
05 March 2010, 03:33
dogcat
I gotta vote for Mike D as well, but Mark Young's pictures are the cutest.
05 March 2010, 03:37
safari-lawyer
Mike Dettorre wins the more than 25 words category and Snowwolf wins for 25 words or less.


Will J. Parks, III
05 March 2010, 05:09
Texas Blue Devil
Another vote for Mike Dettorre. I find it amusing every time I read it.


Go Duke!!
05 March 2010, 05:58
fourbore
quote:
My biggest fear is when I die my wife will sell all my guns for what I told her they cost.
by snowwolfe

I like this and hits pretty close to home. My vote.

I like Mikes too, but I would limit it to Item 1.
05 March 2010, 07:07
steve f
1 vote for MacD37

"If I die today, I've had a life well spent, for I've been to see the Elephant, and smelled the smoke of Africa!"


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05 March 2010, 07:46
Oldsarge
Having neither modesty or shame, I like mine!


Sarge

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05 March 2010, 07:52
Idaho Sharpshooter
Dunno about tag lines, but Fjold's avatar gets my vote if we have a contest.

Rich
05 March 2010, 07:57
cable68
I liked the one (ForrestB ?) about reading only his own posts because everyone else was on ignore.


Caleb
05 March 2010, 20:30
MARK H. YOUNG
Ross,

Thanks! I've always thought of myself as quite cute.

This may be a paraphrase but this is the one that makes be laugh.

"If your parent didn't have children it is likely you won't either".

Mark


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05 March 2010, 22:29
Blacktailer
For the multiple signature line category I vote for Mike. For the single signature line category I vote for the Judge.


Have gun- Will travel
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06 March 2010, 00:00
Mike_Dettorre
Crushed that fellow Californian could not just simply say...

Mike wins...



Frowner


Mike

Legistine actu quod scripsi?

Never under estimate the internet community's ability to reply to your post with their personal rant about their tangentially related, single occurrence issue.




What I have learned on AR, since 2001:
1. The proper answer to: Where is the best place in town to get a steak dinner? is…You should go to Mel's Diner and get the fried chicken.
2. Big game animals can tell the difference between .015 of an inch in diameter, 15 grains of bullet weight, and 150 fps.
3. There is a difference in the performance of two identical projectiles launched at the same velocity if they came from different cartridges.
4. While a double rifle is the perfect DGR, every 375HH bolt gun needs to be modified to carry at least 5 down.
5. While a floor plate and detachable box magazine both use a mechanical latch, only the floor plate latch is reliable. Disregard the fact that every modern military rifle uses a detachable box magazine.
6. The Remington 700 is unreliable regardless of the fact it is the basis of the USMC M40 sniper rifle for 40+ years with no changes to the receiver or extractor and is the choice of more military and law enforcement sniper units than any other rifle.
7. PF actions are not suitable for a DGR and it is irrelevant that the M1, M14, M16, & AK47 which were designed for hunting men that can shoot back are all PF actions.
8. 95 deg F in Africa is different than 95 deg F in TX or CA and that is why you must worry about ammunition temperature in Africa (even though most safaris take place in winter) but not in TX or in CA.
9. The size of a ding in a gun's finish doesn't matter, what matters is whether it’s a safe ding or not.
10. 1 in a row is a trend, 2 in a row is statistically significant, and 3 in a row is an irrefutable fact.
11. Never buy a WSM or RCM cartridge for a safari rifle or your go to rifle in the USA because if they lose your ammo you can't find replacement ammo but don't worry 280 Rem, 338-06, 35 Whelen, and all Weatherby cartridges abound in Africa and back country stores.
12. A well hit animal can run 75 yds. in the open and suddenly drop with no initial blood trail, but the one I shot from 200 yds. away that ran 10 yds. and disappeared into a thicket and was not found was lost because the bullet penciled thru. I am 100% certain of this even though I have no physical evidence.
13. A 300 Win Mag is a 500 yard elk cartridge but a 308 Win is not a 300 yard elk cartridge even though the same bullet is travelling at the same velocity at those respective distances.
06 March 2010, 00:07
Jason Johnson
+1 for Mike.

Jason
06 March 2010, 01:37
CharlesL
I really enjoy Mike's sig lines/rant, but my favorite is Pete Millan's "I hunt, not to kill, but in order not to have played golf."


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06 March 2010, 02:15
RAC
quote:
Originally posted by CharlesL:
I really enjoy Mike's sig lines/rant, but my favorite is Pete Millan's "I hunt, not to kill, but in order not to have played golf."



I didn't know Pete had that. Great minds must think alike. Smiler


I hunt, not to kill, but in order not to have played golf....

DRSS
06 March 2010, 02:58
Blacktailer
Hey Mike,
You're still way ahead so don't complain. Besides, nobody voted for me CRYBABY


Have gun- Will travel
The value of a trophy is computed directly in terms of personal investment in its acquisition. Robert Ruark
06 March 2010, 12:54
Scriptus
Thanks Andrew and Benji. The rest of you are just friggin biased. Big Grin Cool


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06 March 2010, 19:41
mt Al
Mike D all the way.

I just wish you'd keep adding to it!
07 March 2010, 01:32
Mike_Dettorre
Al,

10 seemed like a good number...


Mike

Legistine actu quod scripsi?

Never under estimate the internet community's ability to reply to your post with their personal rant about their tangentially related, single occurrence issue.




What I have learned on AR, since 2001:
1. The proper answer to: Where is the best place in town to get a steak dinner? is…You should go to Mel's Diner and get the fried chicken.
2. Big game animals can tell the difference between .015 of an inch in diameter, 15 grains of bullet weight, and 150 fps.
3. There is a difference in the performance of two identical projectiles launched at the same velocity if they came from different cartridges.
4. While a double rifle is the perfect DGR, every 375HH bolt gun needs to be modified to carry at least 5 down.
5. While a floor plate and detachable box magazine both use a mechanical latch, only the floor plate latch is reliable. Disregard the fact that every modern military rifle uses a detachable box magazine.
6. The Remington 700 is unreliable regardless of the fact it is the basis of the USMC M40 sniper rifle for 40+ years with no changes to the receiver or extractor and is the choice of more military and law enforcement sniper units than any other rifle.
7. PF actions are not suitable for a DGR and it is irrelevant that the M1, M14, M16, & AK47 which were designed for hunting men that can shoot back are all PF actions.
8. 95 deg F in Africa is different than 95 deg F in TX or CA and that is why you must worry about ammunition temperature in Africa (even though most safaris take place in winter) but not in TX or in CA.
9. The size of a ding in a gun's finish doesn't matter, what matters is whether it’s a safe ding or not.
10. 1 in a row is a trend, 2 in a row is statistically significant, and 3 in a row is an irrefutable fact.
11. Never buy a WSM or RCM cartridge for a safari rifle or your go to rifle in the USA because if they lose your ammo you can't find replacement ammo but don't worry 280 Rem, 338-06, 35 Whelen, and all Weatherby cartridges abound in Africa and back country stores.
12. A well hit animal can run 75 yds. in the open and suddenly drop with no initial blood trail, but the one I shot from 200 yds. away that ran 10 yds. and disappeared into a thicket and was not found was lost because the bullet penciled thru. I am 100% certain of this even though I have no physical evidence.
13. A 300 Win Mag is a 500 yard elk cartridge but a 308 Win is not a 300 yard elk cartridge even though the same bullet is travelling at the same velocity at those respective distances.
07 March 2010, 19:17
JBoutfishn
While Mike D certainly understands the mentality on AR and should win for humor, he stopped way to soon. The list could be doubled.

My vote goes to MacD37.

"If I die today, I've had a life well spent, for I've been to see the Elephant, and smelled the smoke of Africa!"

How true.


Jim "Bwana Umfundi"
NRA