C compleatly
U useless
B by
S September

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Originally posted by ted thorn:
C compleatly
U useless
B by
S September

Sung to the tune "Go Cubs Go"

The playoffs are underway
Better get ready for a real short stay
Hey Chicago your team is gay
The Cubs are going to loose today

We're Singing Choke Cubs Choke
What a Joke
Hey Chicago shed your tears
Same results in a different year

It's not bad luck
The Cubs just suck
Hey Chicago what do you say
Blowin' game since 1908

They blame the goat that came to Wrigley
They got the worst fans in the National League
The stadiums old and it smells like pee
Just come on down and you will see.

We're Singing Choke Cubs Choke
What a Joke
Hey Chicago you dropped the ball
I know who's going home this fall
It's not bad luck
The Cubs just suck
Hey Chicago it's just the norm
and what is with those uniforms?

World Series time is hear again
Unless you are a Cubbies fan
So clap your hands and stamp your feet
If you love to see the Cubs get beat

We're Singing Choke Cubs Choke
What a Joke
Hey Chicago you've been cursed
You'll always leave the playoffs first

It's not bad luck
The Cubs just suck
Hey Chicago final out
Go stuff your face with Brats and Kraut

Love it, Mort!

Its so easy to dislike the scrubs!

Your St. Louis Cardinals,,,,will not get past the first round of playoffs!

We'll have to see about that.

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Originally posted by CAelknuts:
Your St. Louis Cardinals,,,,will not get past the first round of playoffs!

Explane? You have thrown a volly, now take another turn.

I guess we will just have to wait two weeks and see, won't we?

Saw some great cubs T-shirts at Busch Stadium over the weekend. My favorite said "800 Years, at your current rate that's how long it will take you to match our present total of World Series Appearances".

FYI, the Yankees lead with 26 world series championships. Care to hazard a guess who is second? Right you are, the Cardinals with Ten.

Rich

And the NL Central champs are..........My St. Louis Cardinals

First to clinch their division and probably the best 1-2 pitching rotation in the MLB. This team is scary!

Great sport, isn't it?

The playoffs haven't even started yet...

yes, but you don't have a team in the NL playoffs YET!!, and we do.

Rich
4-bore shooter

In CA/nuts defence the dadgers are in.

Adam Wainwright just got traded to Atlanta.

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Originally posted by JudgeG:
Adam Wainwright just got traded to Atlanta.

Yea sure and I bet your gonna tell me Carpenter will hit a grand slam and drive in 6 in his next start......

Adam grew up just down the street from my house. He's a great young man... Wanted to play with the Braves, but has found a home that he loves in St. Louis. The city is lucky to have such a fine fellow and a great pitcher.

JMHO.

The last day has come and gone and even though the birds are in I can't think of a worse way to go into the playoffs. A horrible week for sure.

I don't like the Dodgers, but right now I wouldn't want to be the Cardinals and facing them. LA had to battle to the end to win the west, and the Cards are definitely in a lull. Gonna be an interesting series.

Well, Puhols has gone quite a stretch without a homer.
I suspect when he breaks out of it; those pitching against him aren't going to be happy.

Hey: the cubbies are just lulling the rest of baseball into a false sense of security. A few more decades and then they'll really rule hte roost.

We prefer the phrase "cruised into the playoffs...".

I'll take Albert over Manny any day of the week, and our staff over the Dodgers' as well.

The Dodgers have no players VS the Cards position by position to give them any hope. I am predicting sweep!

Rich

I presume you mean the birds will sweep the dodgers?

Well, no chance for a cards sweep of the dodgers now.
Still waiting for Puhols to cut loose.

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Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
We prefer the phrase "cruised into the playoffs...".

I'll take Albert over Manny any day of the week, and our staff over the Dodgers' as well.

The Dodgers have no players VS the Cards position by position to give them any hope. I am predicting sweep!

Rich

STL is now down 2/0 and headed home. LA has the brooms ready.

I'm doing a cross word and I need three words, that can stand-in for 'choke'.

Oh, wait. I got it.
St. Louis cards....

There's no joy in Muddville, mighty Matt has dropped the ball!

I guess if the Cards don't make it, it would be nice to see Joe Torre beat another of his former employers in the World Series.

Mort, Matt Holiday didn't drop the ball. It hit him square in the nuts.

That ball has to be caught. But, the Cards have played like crap for the last month. Can't seem to score runs. You are not going to win many games with only 2 runs scored. Ankiel, has to go unless he starts hitting the ball. Gloss, Colio Green, Thurston, Wellenmeyer all need to go. Sign Holliday, Derosa, and Puggels to an extions. Srart with that and pick up one more good hitting outfielder to back up Rastmus and Ludwig.

The National League Central will all be playing golf tommorow. Sad days for us Cards fans....I can keep my chin up though, I'm still not a Cubs fan.

The off-season will be tough, we will see this team shed quite a fiew players to make $$$$/room for Larusa/Pujols big $$$$ deal.

Boy, did they suck.
Down 2 games, playing at home....and they get slapped around like little girly men?
Someone did explain to these guys the season was still going, right?

Puhols didn't homer for a month. Ouch.

And....the Cardinals DIDN'T get out of the first round of the playoffs.

Sometimes, the better team does not win. As a lifelong Yankees fan, I know this from bitter experience.

George

If they did not win, then clearly they're not the best team. Reality can bite that way.

Actually, George is right. I've been a baseball coach for years, and learned long ago that the better team doesn't always win. That's why they play the game.

It's a matter of definitions, I guess.
If you play 162 games to find you can't win the next three; you're not the better team. But that's my view...

Beaking news....Larusa will return and Mark McGwire is the new hitting coach.

Will steroids be manditory?

Then again; judging from the way they played the last month, maybe they need them.

how's professional baseball in Iowa these days?

Rich

To be truthful, I much perferred the River Bandits, rather then what we have now. Hard to beat small-city pro baseball for fun, in any case.

Whadda they call the top Idaho team? The Boise Tatter-tots?

I think you mean semi-pro don't you?
Professional Baseball is where you make a living at it...

Rich

And being as the local club is connected to the cards, I can see how a outside job would be a requirement.