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Chuck Norris Starred in STAR WARS

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01 October 2018, 22:23
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Chuck Norris Starred in STAR WARS

02 October 2018, 00:39
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If they named the Death Star after Chuck Norris, it would have been just one movie.


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05 October 2018, 06:09
Peter
Hmm, so when Obi Wan said "use the Force Luke" he really meant "kick 'em in the nuts"? Damn, I really thought there was more to it than that.
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05 October 2018, 09:30
NormanConquest
Hmmm,the 'Force' of the mental goes great grounds in the area of mental teleography but a kick in the nuts brings in another faction.REALITY!


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01 November 2018, 02:38
Todd Williams
Why is Chuck wearing a sweater in that photo?

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06 November 2018, 18:12
Peter
Why is Chuck wearing a sweater in that photo?

Because he is selling exercise equipment!!!

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07 November 2018, 09:28
NormanConquest
Got a body builder buddy of mine who worked for the gym + built like a tapered fire plug.He used to do that little game of flexing his chest to make his buttons pop off his shirt..He played the part After in their commercials of before + after. You remember 'Ted,boss of the beach.'What a crock but Lew got laid a lot + in the early 70's that was worth more than money. Actually still is;has been + still will be in the future.Any young man that is not fascinated by tail is either dim or a faggott + the fags have a reason.(although I must confess that women are their closest friends).Good.


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10 November 2018, 20:05
Peter
So, if Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris had a fight, who would win, assuming that ol' Chuck didn't use his 45?
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11 November 2018, 08:12
NormanConquest
good question;who knows. To the defense of Steven Seagal I must say that he is one of the very few actors who knows how to correctly grip + fire a 1911A1


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27 November 2018, 22:04
ShootScott
LOL that's pretty good.


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12 December 2018, 08:29
NormanConquest
somehow this bravado brings to mind the opening scene in the 1980 Steve McQueen movie 'Tom Horn' when encountering the boxing champion of the world at that time,one Sullivan. + Tom says that Geronimo was such a great man that you would have to stand on you mothers shoulders just to kiss his ass.


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