I've been watching the NFR and I'll bet when Chuck Norris gets on a bull, it just lays down, figuring "what's the point?!"

I must say that one thing I really appreciate that they are doing here + should be done at EVERY sports function is at the beginning all stand for the National Anthem + remain standing for The Lord's Prayer. This is America + a Christian Nation. If some Muslim or any other religious group is offended, I really don't care.

Chuck Norris agreed to become Glock's official spokesman (replacing the late, great, Gunny R. Lee Ermey), only when Glock agreed to change their corporate slogan from "Glock - Perfection" to "Glock - Chuck Norris."

Also, all Glocks now have an infinite magazine capacity and are referred to as "Generation Chuck Norris."