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31 January 2018, 17:04
Opus1
What is your favorite Chuck Norris fact?
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe air. He holds air hostage.


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31 January 2018, 20:27
boom stick
Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.


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31 January 2018, 22:45
Opus1
Google no longer runs searches on Chuck Norris.

You don't find Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris finds you.


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01 February 2018, 00:30
DesertRam
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.


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01 February 2018, 16:22
Opus1
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


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01 February 2018, 18:03
tomahawker
Chuck Norris is suing NBC over the use of Law&Order. The names of his right and left leg.
01 February 2018, 18:08
Opus1
Chuck Norris' facial hair is known to cut diamonds.


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03 February 2018, 02:54
jerry mcdonald
Chuck Norris can walk on water, that's nothing, you should see him swim through land.
03 February 2018, 18:35
tomahawker
Chuck Norris was reported missing as a child during a game of hide and seek. 3 months later he showed back up. Asked where he'd been Chuck said the last place you saw me.
06 February 2018, 03:42
Geedubya


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06 February 2018, 07:03
Beretta682E
Is this the guy Bruce Lee beat to death ?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wtZNvK3fTlM

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06 February 2018, 08:47
NormanConquest
In the mid 60's,when we watched "The Green Hornet" it was only to see 'Kato' (Bruce Lee)do his martial art scenes.At that point non of us had ever seen anything like that fighting style.


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06 February 2018, 14:59
tomahawker
quote:
Originally posted by Beretta682E:
Is this the guy Bruce Lee beat to death ?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wtZNvK3fTlM

sofa

Mike


Yes they are both movie characters. Bruce Lee died of a drug overdose. Aspirin I believe
08 February 2018, 06:18
Bill C.
Some check under the bed for the boogie man.
The boogie man checks under the bed for Chuck Norris
08 February 2018, 07:59
boom stick
quote:
Originally posted by Geedubya:


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