25 January 2021, 06:37
Michael RobinsonGettin' Old Around Here
Chuck Norris was once run over by a tank. He refused to pay for it.
Jaws stays on the beach when Chuck Norris swims.
Chuck Norris's PIN is the last 4 digits of pi.
Crocodiles cry Chuck Norris tears.
01 April 2024, 03:36
HasherChuck Norris can haggle peanut butter.
There is not chin behind Chucks beard. Just another fist.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Chuck was born on May 10th 1945. On May 11th the Germans surrendered.