Little Larry

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up.

The teacher asked, “Do you think you’re stupid, Larry?”

“No ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”

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The math teacher saw that Larry wasn’t paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, “Larry! What are 2 and 3 and 28 and 44?”

Larry quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN, and The Cartoon Network!”

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Larry’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

“Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives want very badly to capture him.”

Larry asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”

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Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump and chest.

After a few minutes, Larry asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”

His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.”

Larry, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom!”

A teacher asked her students to tell the class what their dads did for work. Little Johnny said, “My dad is a gay escort who dates men for money.”

After class, the teacher asked, “Is your dad really an escort? Johnny said, “No he’s a CNN reporter, but I was too embarrassed to say it.”

Speaking of little Larry:



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