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10 November 2020, 17:29
Kensco
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John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn. They loaded up John's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," John said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of golf. But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow they had met on the golf weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?”

"Yes, I do," said Shawn.

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes.", Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"

Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."
10 November 2020, 20:01
Moremonte
: rotflmo jumping: Woooo Hoooo!!
10 November 2020, 20:16
nopride2
Honesty is the best policy?

Dave
10 November 2020, 22:40
MeMe
Good One!!
10 November 2020, 22:55
Use Enough Gun
Big Grin rotflmo
11 November 2020, 06:52
lavaca
This could have gone in a very different direction.
11 November 2020, 08:19
Saeed
Golf is for men who like to paly with small balls!

Tennis is for me who like to play with hairy balls.

Foot ball is for men who like to kick balls!


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12 November 2020, 10:09
NormanConquest
Saeed, I have an old college buddy that went to the U.K. + played rugby. Now that is a game that requires large conojes + the willingness to kick the other teams same.


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13 November 2020, 12:51
SpicyCrabDip
quote:
Originally posted by Kensco:
John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn. They loaded up John's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," John said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of golf. But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow they had met on the golf weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?”

"Yes, I do," said Shawn.

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes.", Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"

Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

If only things like this happened in real life... it'd still never happen to me. My friends are just as ugly as me.
14 November 2020, 20:29
The Dane
quote:
Originally posted by NormanConquest:
Saeed, I have an old college buddy that went to the U.K. + played rugby. Now that is a game that requires large conojes + the willingness to kick the other teams same.

And then there are Aussie rules!
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/spo...KZVDXN5D3ATHF5N2UOI/