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I was sitting in a café in the terminal at Chicago O'Hare and noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to me. I thought to myself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to gain her attention, I leaned towards her and uttered the Delta Slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave me a blank, confused stare, and I immediately thought to myself, "Nope, not Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into my head.
I leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"
She gave me the same confused look.
I mentally kicked myself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.
Next, I tried the Southwest slogan, "Low fares, nothing to hide?"
This time the woman savagely turned on me, "What the f*** do you want?"
I smiled, then slumped back in my chair and said.... "Ahhh, United Airlines!"


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