I was at a zoo recently when I noticed an unusually large crowd near an enclosure.
There was a two ton hippo on one side of the cage, and a small mouse in the middle of a concrete slab.
The crowd gasped when the saw the hippo slowly ambled towards the mouse, I guess they thought it was going to become a pink smear.
Instead, the hippo stop, looked down at it, looked across the cage, and moved a little to one side.
Its enormous foot came back, then he gently kicked the mouse, which rolled across the cage and disappeared into a hole in the corner.
Cameras were flashing, texts were being sent worldwide, an even the media was being formed.
Seems nobody had seen a hippo pot a mouse before.

That was Norman Conquest's pet Hippo.

Never seen a (Hippo-pot-a-mouse) before. Say parentheses'd phrase fast. Yeah, took me a bit to realize the joke, too.

Boys bring your popcorn if you're interested. bob still seems to have an ax to grind,although I have no reason why. That's O.K.I love to play chess.