It had been snowing all night so:
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist walked by and asked why I didn't make a snow lady.
8:15 So I made a snow lady.
8:17 She complained that it was too big and called me an old pig.
8:20 Homos in the neighboring house demanded two ′′ snowmen ".
8:22 Transgender wanted to have a penny on the snow lady.
8:25 The vegan who stood and watched complained about carrot, food was not something you play with.
8:28 Then I was called racist because I only made white snow people.
8:31 At least the Muslim demanded a burka on the snow lady
8:40 Then the cops came because someone felt harassed.
8:42 The feminist complained again because the snow lady had gotten a broom and thought it was a symbol of me chaining the woman to the home
8:43 The mayor came to threaten me with eviction of Vennesla municipality
8:45 NRK came,...de asked me about the difference between snowmen and snow ladies? I answered ′′ snowballs ′′
9:00 Now I'm on the news suspected as terrorist, racist, homophobic and god knows what.
9:10 Child welfare came and picked up the kids
9:29 Everyone had gathered for a protest march and at least one demanded me beheaded

Moral: There are no morals. It's only the world we live in and it keeps getting worse.

You Had Best Be Packed And Ready To Move On November 3rd.With Those Type Of People In Your Area They Will Most Likely Burn Down The Entire Area!!

Had me in the first half...not gonna lie.