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Went for a walk with my new girlfriend and we saw dogs mating.


She said: "How does the male know when the female is ready for sex?"


I replied: "He can smell she is ready . That's how nature works."


We then walked past a sheep field and the ram was mating the ewe.


Again my girlfriend asked: "How does the ram knew when the ewe is ready for sex?"


I replied: "It's nature. He can smell she is ready."


We then went past a cow-field and the bull was mating with the cow.


My girlfriend said: "This is odd. They are really going at it. Surely the bull can't smell when she is ready?"


I said: "Oh, yes; it's nature . All animals can smell when the female is ready for sex."


Anyway, after the walk, I dropped her home and kissed her goodbye.


She said: "Take care and get yourself checked out for Covid-19.


Surprised, "Why do you say that?" I asked her.


She replied: "You seem to have lost your sense of smell." shocker
 
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Funny, missed opportunity.


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Yessir,
The worst kind of miss is the one at which you never took the swing. He missed in the worst way.

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YES INDEED! That hurts in so many ways. I must confess about having that happen, but in my defense, I was very young. I assume a lot of teenagers do the same. Most likely for the best. I recall the Seinfeld routine about dating sex. "Women need a reason, men just need a place."


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That guy gave a new meaning to a "blind date".
Hah.


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Honestly here, the replies are every bit as clever and entertaining as the original jokes!

Some of you are pretty damn clever!

Thanks,
Zeke
 
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