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In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."

(This means: Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it.)

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Joe Biden. I can't understand you.

Please speak in English. The rancher replied: "Use both hands!!
 
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Tried doing the joke before, using a hippie voting for Gore in Austin and Afrikaans (because I have no German.) Yours is better!


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Tried doing the joke before, using a hippie voting for Gore in Austin and Afrikaans (because I have no German.) Yours is better!


If you have Afrikaans, can I presume you know who Jeremy Mansfield is?
 
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