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A thief entered a house at mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and, holding a gun on the man, asked him to hand over the cash and jewelry.

The man began to sob and said, "Please take anything and everything but untie the rope and let her go."

The thief was impressed with his love and devotion to the woman. "You must really love your wife" he said.

"No. She's the neighbor's wife. Mine will be home shortly" the man replied.


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