"If anything happens to that boy, your fault, my fault, nobodys fault, I'm going to kill you."

John Wayne to the kidnappers in Chism.

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Originally posted by holzauge:
From the Governator in some silly western.

Winsome filly:
"What's your name cowboy?"

Arnold:
"Handsome stranger. I'm named after my fadder."

That's from "The Villian", and the winsome filly was Ann Margret as Charming Jones.

A favorite movie of mine, has most of the gags from the roadrunner cartoon. Painting a tunnel mouth on a wall of rock, and the roadrunner goes through the tunnel. Then the coyote tries it and runs into the wall of rock and falls down. The boulder pushed down the side of the ravine, missing the roadrunner, then rolling up the other side and up into the air and falling on the coyote, etc. etc. Kirk Douglas as Cactus Jack playing the coyote, and Schwarzenegger and Ann Margret playing the roadrunner.

My favorite quote was by Paul Lynde as Nervous Elk, leader of the Indians who are trailing Schwarzenegger
"That boy doesn't need watching, he needs looking after"

From Quigley Down Under:

Major Ashley-Pitt: In our experience, Americans are uncouth misfits who should be run out of their own barbaric country.

Matthew Quigley: Well, Lieutenant...

Major Ashley-Pitt: Major.

Matthew Quigley: Major. We already run the misfits outta our country. We sent 'em back to England.



Matthew Quigley: "I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it. "



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From Saving Private Ryan

Private Jackson: "I wouldn't venture out there fellas. This sniper's got talent."

Captain Miller: "He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb."

Captain Miller: "James, earn this... earn it."

Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

Clint, can't remember which movie

The Outlaw Josey Wales

Every time I watch that movie I walk around for a week saying. "reckon so"

You've got no arms! (Looks sees he has no arms) I've had worse! Monty Python Holy Grail

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Originally posted by Pulpsavage Jr.:
You've got no arms! (Looks sees he has no arms) I've had worse! Monty Python Holy Grail

.....tis merely a flesh wound!!

Dedicated to those who don't believe in using enough gun:

"This is a good gun. It kilt the bar that kilt me." (note attached to a dead and frozen
Hatchet Jack) From the movie Jeremiah Johnson

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges." Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

"Women. Half of them are liars and the other half worse". John Wayne-North to Alaska

"...on second thought, I'll have duck. Make that f@#$%d duck. I'd like it freshly f@#$%d. In fact, why don't you f@#$ it yourself?"

Jack Nicholson to the diner waitress in "The Last Detail" after unsuccessfully being able to order a grilled cheese sandwich.

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry

Jeremiah Johnson: Y'ever get lonesome?
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Fer what?
Jeremiah Johnson: Woman?
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it.

Dedicated to those who don't believe in using enough gun:

"This is a good gun. It kilt the bar that kilt me." (note attached to a dead and frozen
Hatchet Jack) From the movie Jeremiah Johnson[/QUOTE


Del Gue: Ain't that Hatchet Jack's rifle?
Jeremiah Johnson: Yep. Found him froze to a tree.
Del Gue: Damn! He was a wild one, old Hatchet Jack. He was livin' two year in a cave up on the Musselshell with a female panther. She never did get used to him.

"Hi, I'm Plenty"
Bond: "Of course you are"

"Plenty O'Toole"
Bond: "Named after your father perhaps..."

Diamonds are Forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CElBVpRFk4Q

Paul Newman in "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid": Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind.

Paul Newman in "Sometimes a Great Notion": Why don't you show us some of that university learnin'... say something to us in trigonometry. Go on! Say something to us in trigonom.


Courtroom exchange from "A Few Good Men" -

Jack Nicholson:
I'll answer the question. You want answers?

Tom Cruise:
I think I'm entitled to them.

Jack Nicholson:
You want answers?!

Tom Cruise:
I want the truth!

Jack Nicholson:
You can't handle the truth!

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.

We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.

I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.

I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!

Endeavor to persevere

Rio Lobo. John Wayne sitting at a table with a couple of others. Pretty girl sitting alone at another table. Bad guys walk in and try to arrest the girl. She shoots one with a little derringer. Gunfight erupts and the bad guy is dead.

Girl (with a quivering voice): Did .. did I kill him?

The Duke: Not entirely, but you certainly helped.

Jeremiah Johnson: Y'ever get lonesome?
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Fer what?
Jeremiah Johnson: Woman?
Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it.

You can get a good look at a T-bone steak by putting your head up a bulls ass but would't you be better off taking the butch word. Tommy boy.

2 from'Hombre' starring Paul Newman. 1st from the scene where Richard Boone has them trapped on the mountain top + makes demands + asks for a reply.The reply- "How you gonna make it down that hill?" 2nd after he shoots the mexican bandito who says Gringo you have shot a hole in me. He replies,"Well I would have killed you but I think you moved."

John Wayne movie,might have been Big Jake but been too many years. The outlaw who has stolen his cattle for ransom asks him,so did you bring us gold? "Nope",so did you bring us silver? " Nope,just lead"

At the end of "The Wild Bunch" the old man says" It ain't the way it used to be, but it will do". That may not be a exact quote, but it is close. Jerry Hoover

Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

Clint, Just killed a couple of guys and buddy wants to bury them, in I forget which movie.

Grizz

Clint Eastwood: Personnel is for assholes.
Bradford Dillman: I was in Personnel for 10 years.


Jodie Foster: He said, "I can smell your cunt."
Hannibal Lector: I, for one, cannot.


Julia Roberts dials 911: I have just shot an intruder.
Then she shoots.


John Wayne: Fill your hands you son of a bitch.


Dan Aykroyd: Jane, you ignorant slut.


Garett Morris: Lord and Lady Douche Bag.


THIS IS THE BEST DAMN THREAD ON AR EVER. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES.
Cal

Is it dead?
Well if it isn't I'm gonna have a hell of a job skinin the bastard.
Crocodile Dundee

There's only two men I trust.
One of them's me, the other one ain't you.
Con Air

That'll do pig, that'll do.
Babe
I used to use that line on my practice wife quite a bit.

Louie,this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

"Hey Cisco."
"Hey Pancho."

"Badges? Badges??!! WE don't need no stinkin' badges!!!"

Somebody is gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes- Slim Pickens, Blazing saddles.

What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here- Slim Pickens, Blazing Saddles

Your'e killin' me Smalls- Some baseball movie with kids, mayber "The Sandlot"

Full speed, top speed, ludicrous speed- Rick Moranis, Spaceballs

It's good to be da' King- Mel Brooks, History of the World part 1

But I didn't have the salmon?- Life of Brian

Bring me a ....shrubbery- Monte Pythons Holy Grail

I've had enough, bugger off!- Life of Brian

Where all de white women at? - Clevon Little, Blazing Saddles

Cinderalla story here at Augusta- Bill Murray, Caddyshack

Cardio, Cardio, Cardio- Dweeby kid, Zombieland


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Gort, Klatu barada nikto.

"Ain't a hard man to track...leaves dead bodies wherever he goes." The Outlaw Josey Wales
"Get ready little lady...Hell's comin' to breakfast." The Outlaw Josey Wales

"Looks like we're one horse short"
(Bronson)"Nope, you brought two too many" Once Upon a Time in the West (I think)

"The Outlaw Josey Wales" is a great movie, Magnum Hunter. Here's another classic reply from that film:

Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

Good old thread brought back to life.

Mine's not a classic, but I like it nonetheless.

"A person is smart; people are dumb panicky dangerous animals and you know it." K as played by Tommy Lee Jones, Men In Black

" Your name aint Lulu ,you're Louise Pendrake" Jack Crabb in Little Big Man.

yea he's a legend in his own mind........ one of the dirty harry fliks can't tell ya which one.....

was that six shots or only five? being this is a 44 magnum and would blown your head clean off you have to ask yourself a question.... do i feel lucky? well do ya punk?

from the wild bunch

Crazy Lee: Well, how'd you like to kiss my sister's black cat's ass?

coues

From the REAL ‘True Grit’ movie:

John Wayne as Rooster Cogburn: I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?

Robert Duvall as Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

John Wayne as Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!

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Originally posted by conifer:
Gort, Klatu barada nikto.

This phrase partially in Russian