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LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA - ONLY US CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED APPLY


"Lemon Pickers Needed”, read the ad in the newspaper.

Ms. Sally Mulligan of Clearwater Beach, Florida, saw it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.


She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.

She has a liberal arts degree from Texas Tech, and a master’s degree from the University of Tennessee.
For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.

The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. “However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said.
"I've been divorced three times, owned two Chrysler's, voted twice for Obama, once for Hillary and most recently for Biden.”

She started work yesterday. shocker
 
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