An Irishman went to an Italian restaurant to have lunch.

Ordered spaghettis with meat sauce.

He almost finished the plate, when he noticed a hair in the sauce.

He called the waiter "look! There is a HAIR in this food! I am not paying for it!"

He got up and was storming out, the waiter was saying "but sir, earlier you said you were enjoying it. It is just ONE hair!"

"A HAIR is not supposed to be in my food. I am NOT paying"

Off he went down the street, while the waiter watched.

He say him go into a brothel.

The waiter waited a while, then went to the brothel.

"My friend just came in. What room is he in? I have a very urgent message for him"

He was told the room number.

Off he went.

He opened the door slowly, and sees his past customer with his head stuck between a girls legs which were wide open.

She was not shaved.

He looked back, and saw the wait.

"What are you doing here?"

"Sir, you refused to pay me for your meal which had ONE hair. Now you have your mouth FULL of hairs?"

"Ah, but if I find ONE spaghettis here, I won't pay either!"

Good One !!!!