Three religious leaders were having a drink together.

A Mullah
A Priest
A Rabbi

They were discussing how the divide the collection.

The Mullah said we have no collection.

We have a shop attached to the mosque, and the business it generates finances the Mosque.

The Priest said he pays all the expenses of the church, and gives what left to charity.

The Rabbi said we give God a first choice.

I take all the collection, and throw it up toGod.

Saying “please take what you wish”

Whatever comes down is mine.