Just for the halibut, you going up to AK for that?

Down here in the Windy State we have toy versions known as Flounder. I suppose that's because the flounder around alot in the cooler. If you use jugs to catch them they do give a healthy strike though. If I ever real in a 300# flounder I'm gonna mess my pants!

We have the patriotic Dr. Seuss fish too. Red Fish, White Fish and Blue Fish. The Blues aren't very friendly though and have nasty teeth. Kind of like Dimocrats without the bark. Despite my burning desire to do so, I have not yet whacked a Dimmy over the noggin' with a fish billy.

We have lots of other colored fish too, the list goes on and on. Strawberry, Yellow, Black, Snowy, Silver, etc, etc.

BTW, you ever hear what's scarier than a pit bull with AIDS?