The bastards are screeching outside my window here on Base as I type
------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
Posts: 7969 | Location: Bloody Queensland where every thing is 20 years behind the rest of Australia! | Registered: 25 January 2001
Originally posted by Saeed: A woman goes to her gyno complaining that she had problems with her "averies"
Gets her on the examining table, looks for a bit and says "you are right. There has been a cockatoo here"
Dad joke right there
------------------------------ A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
Posts: 7969 | Location: Bloody Queensland where every thing is 20 years behind the rest of Australia! | Registered: 25 January 2001
Dad joke right there
