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Posts: 66677 | Location: Dubai, UAE | Registered: 08 January 1998Reply With Quote
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Steal a 75,000 pound car and get a suspended sentence faint


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
 
Posts: 7962 | Location: Bloody Queensland where every thing is 20 years behind the rest of Australia! | Registered: 25 January 2001Reply With Quote
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Might as well have given them instructions DO IT BETTER NEXT TIME!


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Posts: 66677 | Location: Dubai, UAE | Registered: 08 January 1998Reply With Quote
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Pretty much mate. The mind boggles.


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
 
Posts: 7962 | Location: Bloody Queensland where every thing is 20 years behind the rest of Australia! | Registered: 25 January 2001Reply With Quote
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Many years ago some kid stole my water skis from my boat.

A few days later, I saw those skis being used to pull a skier behind a very small boat.

I got in boat and chased them.

The driver of the boat - obviously recognizing the boat he stole the skis from - beached the boat and ran off.

The skier had no idea what was happening.

I took the boat and towed it about a mile off shore, unplugged the rear end, sat there for the water to get in, once the end, weighed by the engine, started to go down, I left it.

I bet it was underwater by the time I got back to shore.

And I bet that bastard would never steal again! clap


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Artificial fishing reef, I like it.

When I was at school, my watch was stolen from my bag as I did PT. I reported it and thought I'd never see it again. Later that day whilst in English class, the deputy principle walked in with a kid in tow. He put my watch on my desk, placed the kid in front of the class and said "This is the person who stole your watch" and walked out leaving him standing there. rotflmo

I never saw that kid after her walked out of the class in all my time at that school. I reckon he was terrified every day he came to school Big Grin


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A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"
 
Posts: 7962 | Location: Bloody Queensland where every thing is 20 years behind the rest of Australia! | Registered: 25 January 2001Reply With Quote
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Steal a 75,000 pound car and get a suspended sentence faint


21 century idea of Justice. Wink

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What’s really sad is scrolling down the DailyMail and reading about the animal that strapped his 3 year old daughter in her car seat then torched the car while she was burned alive.......
 
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That should'nt even go to court. He should be taken out + shot like any mad dog.


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Posts: 17357 | Location: Austin, Texas | Registered: 11 March 2013Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Saeed:
Many years ago some kid stole my water skis from my boat.

A few days later, I saw those skis being used to pull a skier behind a very small boat.

I got in boat and chased them.

The driver of the boat - obviously recognizing the boat he stole the skis from - beached the boat and ran off.

The skier had no idea what was happening.

I took the boat and towed it about a mile off shore, unplugged the rear end, sat there for the water to get in, once the end, weighed by the engine, started to go down, I left it.

I bet it was underwater by the time I got back to shore.

And I bet that bastard would never steal again! clap


That’s a fitting punishment (unless the boat was stolen as well).

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Concerning theft + justice; back in the 70s when the CB radio craze was big I had a buddy that worked for Santa Fe Railroad in Houston. He was constantly getting his CBs stolen out of his pickup + the alarms were a joke, all they did was keep you up all night resetting, etc. Doug finally had enough + on his new CB radio, he brazed treble hooks on the back. OH YES! The next morning he did have one hung up under the dash. He wasn't going anywhere. Happy ending, Doug beaned him with a Louisville slugger then cut the barbs off flush with the fingertips + left him in the parking lot + went to work.


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