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Walter: I need some help here: A soccer ball is kicked at an 50 degree angle to the horizontal, travels a horizontal distance of 20 meters before hitting the ground. What is the initial speed? 577NitroExpress Double Rifle Shooters Society Francotte .470 Nitro Express  If stupidity hurt, a lot of people would be walking around screaming... | |||
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O Great one...... Why are there instructions written in braile at the drive through ATM???? | |||
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Now that is a head scratcher. shoot straight or shoot often. | |||
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Sages down through the centuries have wondered.......If you can cut shit in half forever...is shit infinite???? What say you o wise one??? | |||
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The name of the written language used by blind people to communicate is spelled with two l's as in "Braille"..............on second thought, fug 'em, they aint readin' this anyway! | |||
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Thanks for the heads up on my spelling error.By the way,the word "fug" as in "fug 'em" is actually spelled.........oh never mind. | |||
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You people are the worst friends anyone has. I am on holiday, very long deserved, and wanted to have a rest. You complained to Saeed, and he does what always does. Threaten me with all sorts of nasty things! I wish he will direct his nastiness to you instead of me. OK, I will answer your bloody questions! Or I get left behind instead of going to to Tanzania. Marrying is different for different people. Some marry money, some marry beauty. Those who marry money, becomes slaves when they get older.And their wives find themselves toy boys. Those who marry beauty, live happily for a few years, then get tired of looking at their old wives, and then find themlves a your girl friend. 577NitroExpress. Very easy. Stand 2 feet from a wall, and kick it as hard as you would kick that ball. Measure the speed at which you start screaming. ATMs have instructions in brail because most people go to get money from them while DRUNK! They have to feel they way around, rather than see. Now, can I get back to enjoying my holidays without any of you bothering me? Nudity --- the best form of birth control after 50! | |||
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Just one more question Walter, Doesnt one actually have to work to be able to claim he is on holiday when he is not doing so??? | |||
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Saeed never said, "Don't bother Walter." He said, "Ask Walter questions, ALL WILL BE answered!" | |||
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Walter considers the "work" a four letter word, and should be avoided at any cost! | |||
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There's an old saying, "The truth and oil always come to the surface". | |||
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Seriously . . .  How many rifles does Saeed own? (More or less today.) How many handguns? And I'd be curious as a brand loyal Leupold owner -- what percentage of his scopes are Leupold? Seriously -- | |||
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Walter: Ok, if you go to the beach behind Saeed's house, and you dig EXACTLY 1 KG of sand into a bag, how many individual grains of sand are there? 577NitroExpress Double Rifle Shooters Society Francotte .470 Nitro Express If stupidity hurt, a lot of people would be walking around screaming... | |||
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Walter: Of all of Saeed's safaris you have been a part of, how many shots has Saeed shot at Buffalo? How many buffalo has he shot? How many shots has he taken at other animals? How many total shots has he shot at game animals while on safari? How many animals has he shot while in Tanzania? How many animals has he shot total for all other countries hunted? How many beers have you consumed since reading this passage? How many glasses of wine? How many ounces of hard liquor? How many times has Saeed wanted to shoot you? 577NitroExpress Double Rifle Shooters Society Francotte .470 Nitro Express If stupidity hurt, a lot of people would be walking around screaming... | |||
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Walter, The other day while watching some paint dry and after consuming a large quantity of alchoholic beverages,a thought occured to me. A transexual is a guy who thinks he's a woman trapped in a man's body.Therefore,since he's a woman,is he actually gay when he goes with another man?...Wouldn't that,in effect,make him (her)straight?....On the flip side...What if he should "stray" and actually go with a woman?...Would he then be a lesbian?...This is most perplexing!!!! I await your wisdom and insight O great one. | |||
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Saeed likes to shoot buffalo. It makes no difference if they are alive or not. I have seen him shoot dead ones many times. He is scared one will jump up and take revenge on him. He has been hunting simce the day he was born. He must have shot thousands of bullets at animals. He used to take 200 rounds on his safari. Now he only takes 140. Lots of it is fired by the camp staff so we can laugh at them missing. This year we had one game scout who missed the whole ant heap. We have gone to Tanzania 6 times, each time 140 rounds. If you cannot work that out, go back to school and learn how to count 100s and 100s. One year he shot 76 animals on safari I only drink beer while making a BBQ. I am not allowed to light a fire in saeed's workshop About one million times. And I thought to shoot him one million and ten times. rymx It sounds like you are just waiting to come out of the closet. If the neighborhood you live in is not very friendly, move to Californicata. Now I spent 3 weeks putting up with Saeed and all his friends. I need a BREAK! No more questions for one year. Nudity --- the best form of birth control after 50! | |||
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Walter, My wife and kids would certainly be surprised and so would I.Since I'm 100 percent certain about my own hetero-sexuality,I can make a jest without feeling paranoid but people who are strongly homophobic seem to be the ones who are not quite so sure of themselves. Previously,I actually thought that you had a trace of wit. | |||
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I would really like the receipe for BBQing leopard bait. | |||
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Walter: Can you tell us what is, in your mind, your most memorable hunting experience with Saeed? | |||
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Walter, Through simple observation such as watching smoke, or opening a refridgerator, we know that hot air rises and cold air falls. Why then is it always colder up in the mountains and warmer down in the valleys? | |||
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This is a real 5th grade math problem. This is not a trick question. There are 7 girls in a bus. Each girl has 7 backpacks. In each backpack, there are 7 big cats. For every big cat, there are 7 little cats. Question: How many legs are there in the bus? There is no driver, bus is parked ----------------------------------------------------- Do not answer a fool according to his folly, or you yourself will be just like him. Proverbs 26-4 National Rifle Association Life Member | |||
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10990? "I can't be over gunned because the animal can't be over dead"-Elmer Keith | |||
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We are waiting for answers Walter. When can we expect them? Are you going to make us wait for one full year, as you stated? | |||
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Rubline Walter has to have time to confer on that one. I have to set down and figure that one uot also as I am no Walter. He is too good. Even a genious needs sleep. If it cant be Grown it has to be Mined! Devoted member of Newmont mining company Underground Mine rescue team. Carlin East,Deep Star ,Leeville,Deep Post ,Chukar and now Exodus Where next? Pete Bajo to train newbies on long hole stoping and proper blasting techniques. Back to Exodus mine again learning teaching and operating autonomous loaders in the underground. Bringing everyday life to most individuals 8' at a time! | |||
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Walter I am perplexed... How does a propane fridge or freezer generated by heat freeze and keep cool things that are stored in them??? Cal30 If it cant be Grown it has to be Mined! Devoted member of Newmont mining company Underground Mine rescue team. Carlin East,Deep Star ,Leeville,Deep Post ,Chukar and now Exodus Where next? Pete Bajo to train newbies on long hole stoping and proper blasting techniques. Back to Exodus mine again learning teaching and operating autonomous loaders in the underground. Bringing everyday life to most individuals 8' at a time! | |||
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Oh annointed one. I have a bad headache,should I buy another Bigbore handgun or put a bigbore kit in my Bike to make it go Mo-faster??????  | |||
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Walter- Ravens or Redheads? | |||
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Walter, why do they call it "Tourist Season", if we can't shoot them???? | |||
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I will answer this one for Walter. By the way you owe me one Walter.  This cannot be computed without a height and known weight of the ball. | |||
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Walter, Where do babies come from? "Molotov Cocktails don't leave fingerprints" -Dr. Ski | |||
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Walter, Sounds like it's exhausting being Saeed's friend - or is it the other way around... First Question: Do you have a mentor program? Second Question: Can I be your intern this fall? Post Script: I'm serious. I've worn out my welcome in America. I really want to stop by and visit soon... I'll do my complete my first work by answering an above posted question, the answer is Blonde because redheads are tumultuous and ravens are flighty. PS: Metalsmith, babies come from anyone who accepts responsibility. | |||
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I don't think you answered this one Walter so I'll help you. No, shit isn't infinite. As you continue to cut it in half, you will finally get down to the level where you have 2 quarks with no further division being possible with current technology. | |||
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From mommies. Nudity --- the best form of birth control after 50! | |||
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You couldn't wait till November? ****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds | |||
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Hey I just noticed Walter don't type with an accent  | |||
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Walter: WHY are my posting permissions limited for the Political Forum? Thanks GS | |||
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How do you know your permissions are limited? Do you get a message when you try to post or something?If so,please copy and paste,so we may all see.It would be telling if you get one for copying what brucie does,and he doesn't. ****************************************************************** SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM *********** | |||
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the link you provided is to make a reply to a thread.doesnt it work for you ? ****************************************************************** SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM *********** | |||
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