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One of the big mistakes of my life was marrying my now ex-wife. She was a tree hugger hippie to the core. When she moved out to my place + brought her daughter, the daughter fell in love with me because I had REAL toilet paper, not the NATURAL kind that still had the splinters in it. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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Install a bidet. Problem solved. _______________________________ Cal Pappas, Willow, Alaska www.CalPappas.com www.CalPappas.blogspot.com 1994 Zimbabwe 1997 Zimbabwe 1998 Zimbabwe 1999 Zimbabwe 1999 Namibia, Botswana, Zambia--vacation 2000 Australia 2002 South Africa 2003 South Africa 2003 Zimbabwe 2005 South Africa 2005 Zimbabwe 2006 Tanzania 2006 Zimbabwe--vacation 2007 Zimbabwe--vacation 2008 Zimbabwe 2012 Australia 2013 South Africa 2013 Zimbabwe 2013 Australia 2016 Zimbabwe 2017 Zimbabwe 2018 South Africa 2018 Zimbabwe--vacation 2019 South Africa 2019 Botswana 2019 Zimbabwe vacation 2021 South Africa 2021 South Africa (2nd hunt a month later) ______________________________ | |||
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In the New Chink Airways, they have separate toilets for men and women. Specially designed. One passenger in First Class was desperate to go, and only the ladies was available. He asked the stewardess if he can use it, and she gave him the go ahead, but warned him NOT TO TOUCH any of the WOMEN ONLY BUTTONS. The man did his job, and could not help noticing all the multi colored buttons there. One had WW printed on it. He pressed it, and suddenly, warm water was gently sprayed on his balls! WOW he thought. Let us try the next one. WA was on it. He pressed it. Warm air was blown onto his balls. Bloody hell, he thought. These ladies really have it all. The last button had ATR on it. He pressed it. Next time he woke up, he was in a hospital bed! The doctor came by, and explained to him that his balls have been removed. to save his life. The ATR stood for AUTOMATIC TAMPOON REMOVER!  | |||
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Smooth river rock works great!! corn kobs have been used by farmers for ions, glad I was raised a cowboy!!! Ray Atkinson Atkinson Hunting Adventures 10 Ward Lane, Filer, Idaho, 83328 208-731-4120 rayatkinsonhunting@gmail.com | |||
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Best 'natural' TP that I have ever used was the soft green moss growing along the big rivers of the Pacific Northwest.  I have used other remedies all throughout the West as well, but nothing beats that moss! | |||
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When I was in the boy scouts our scoutmaster taught us how to make corn cob pipes + showed us rabbit tobacco. Couldn't happen today. One idiot scout managed to pick some poison ivy + smoked that. He was hospilitized for quite some time. Yeah, wiping your ass with it would be bad but nothing like in your lungs. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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In the south while out in the Brush I grab some Mullen for wipe paper. Soft enough you might want to take it in the house. | |||
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