31 March 2020, 09:27
NormanConquestOne of the big mistakes of my life was marrying my now ex-wife. She was a tree hugger hippie to the core. When she moved out to my place + brought her daughter, the daughter fell in love with me because I had REAL toilet paper, not the NATURAL kind that still had the splinters in it.
07 November 2020, 09:13
cal pappasInstall a bidet. Problem solved.
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18 December 2020, 06:25
Use Enough Gunquote:
the daughter fell in love with me because I had REAL toilet paper, not the NATURAL kind that still had the splinters in it.
05 January 2021, 11:07
SaeedIn the New Chink Airways, they have separate toilets for men and women.
Specially designed.
One passenger in First Class was desperate to go, and only the ladies was available.
He asked the stewardess if he can use it, and she gave him the go ahead, but warned him NOT TO TOUCH any of the WOMEN ONLY BUTTONS.
The man did his job, and could not help noticing all the multi colored buttons there.
One had WW printed on it.
He pressed it, and suddenly, warm water was gently sprayed on his balls!
WOW he thought.
Let us try the next one.
WA was on it.
He pressed it.
Warm air was blown onto his balls.
Bloody hell, he thought.
These ladies really have it all.
The last button had ATR on it.
He pressed it.
Next time he woke up, he was in a hospital bed!
The doctor came by, and explained to him that his balls have been removed. to save his life.
The ATR stood for AUTOMATIC TAMPOON REMOVER!
10 March 2022, 23:51
AtkinsonSmooth river rock works great!! corn kobs have been used by farmers for ions, glad I was raised a cowboy!!!
11 March 2022, 06:27
Use Enough GunBest 'natural' TP that I have ever used was the soft green moss growing along the big rivers of the Pacific Northwest.
I have used other remedies all throughout the West as well, but nothing beats that moss!
11 March 2022, 09:21
NormanConquestWhen I was in the boy scouts our scoutmaster taught us how to make corn cob pipes + showed us rabbit tobacco. Couldn't happen today. One idiot scout managed to pick some poison ivy + smoked that. He was hospilitized for quite some time. Yeah, wiping your ass with it would be bad but nothing like in your lungs.
14 March 2022, 07:45
Jerry FiskIn the south while out in the Brush I grab some Mullen for wipe paper. Soft enough you might want to take it in the house.