I took my scuba tank to the dive shop for a top-off the other day after my wife told me there was a big gray crat in our yard the other night,,,,Kill'em all,,,,,,,Clay
Posts: 2119 | Location: woodbine,md,U.S.A | Registered: 14 January 2002
Toolmaker and the rest of you guys I had to do my civic duty and register and respond to the "Cat Forum Forums." I posted a response under " Cat food recipes" under my AR title that needs to be judged worthy by you cat experts. You can get there fast by using Toolmakers above link. I plan on becoming the local troll on this site for amusement. The forum admin. has already altered my signature. We'll see if they delete my posts.....
Posts: 73 | Location: North Central / Montana | Registered: 25 April 2002
Hate to inform you, Whelenatic, that I think the admin has deleted your post. Can't find anything under your name...
Damn, this is no fun at all!
jpb
Quote: Toolmaker and the rest of you guys I had to do my civic duty and register and respond to the "Cat Forum Forums." I posted a response under " Cat food recipes" under my AR title that needs to be judged worthy by you cat experts. You can get there fast by using Toolmakers above link. I plan on becoming the local troll on this site for amusement. The forum admin. has already altered my signature. We'll see if they delete my posts.....
Posts: 1006 | Location: northern Sweden | Registered: 22 May 2002
Well, I pissed em' off finally. I've been "officially" banned under the "Cat Forum Forums". I'm depressed am gonna volunteer for guard duty tonite and go for "desert leopard" #24 since i've been in country.
Posts: 73 | Location: North Central / Montana | Registered: 25 April 2002
...and we were both a jumpin' up and down, screamin' "I wanna kill! Kill! Kill! Dead burnt bodies, veins hangin' in my teeth! Kill!" Then the doctor said, "You're our boy!"
Digital Dan, Whelenatac, Wolfer, 120mm, Derf, the ludd boys, if we are to be successful, I suggest we do a massive concerted attack on one particular forum. before hand register multiple ID's so as soon as one gets bumped you can switch to another. I think the reaction of 15-20 people suddenly showing up on their board discussing new and interesting ways to exterminate the vermin that the touchyfeely crowd who are sworn to help would make them both confused and nervous. We could call it "Operationeptobismol"
Toolmaker
Posts: 1000 | Location: in the shop as usual | Registered: 03 April 2004
Since Senor Whelenatic posted an opening salvo, I suggest we start there. I found this recently posted on the same board:
Quote: a. Cat Forum operates a three strike policy. Users will be warned a maximum of three times for any and all offences in a three month period. If the need arises for a fourth warning a temporary ban will be put in place of between 1 to 7 days. There is an exception to this rule. If the violation is deemed to be severe or blatant it will lead to an immediate ban without warning.
Now I wonder, who could they be talking about? I've already come up with the first gag - Free cat to good home, of course we know which free cat I'm talking about, don't we?
Posts: 1000 | Location: in the shop as usual | Registered: 03 April 2004
I registered with the CatForum forum but they said I had to get permission from my parents. I looked around to find a contact address to email them so I could tell them my parents died 30 years ago(not true) but they don't have one. HMMMM. I did click on the right widget when reading their terms and all. I'm exactly 13 years old. Do you think it was my handle, "Ghengis" or my password, "Kahn"? Maybe my signature? "Me and my friend Bob. We like Cats!" Well, anyway, I'm disappointed. I really wanted to share recipies with those SILLY ASSHOLES!
Hear our humble prayer, O God, for our friends the animals, who are suffering; for any that are hunted or lost or deserted or frightened or hungry; for all that must be put to death. We entreat for them all Thy mercy and pity, and for all those who deal with them we ask a heart of compassion and gentle hands and kindly words. Make us, ourselves, to be true friends to animals and to share the blessings of the merciful. -Albert Schweitzer-
Regards, Martin
Posts: 2068 | Location: Goteborg, Sweden | Registered: 22 May 2002
Gentlemen, Gentlemen. May I offer a suggestion? Regardless, ALWAYS observe S-S-S, whatever the circumstances, as an operational certainty. Dan's Albert is a good "S" device. Sneak up on your new cat forum buddies with something like "Everyone always calls me "cat lover". When you get a bite, set the hook with "I love them in stir-fry". You know about the lady who trapped turkey over on the enfield forum, likely there are such things here too. That way the fun continues as a public service to conservation . Tabby
Posts: 8 | Location: southside Virginia | Registered: 07 July 2004
http://www.feralcat.com
They don't even know the difference between 'is' and 'is'! 
but these people do!
eptobismol"
I looked around to find a contact address to email them so I could tell them my parents died 30 years ago(not true) but they don't have one. HMMMM. I did click on the right widget when reading their terms and all. I'm exactly 13 years old. 
Do you think it was my handle, "Ghengis" or my password, "Kahn"? 
Stalk
